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Oops, forgot to say that mainly positive/angsty Hastur fics! Thankuuuuuu! ~anon

Angsty/soft Hastur fics 💖? ~anon

Here’s some Hastur fics I found on AO3!

If you can’t do good, better do bad well by Lookatallmyships (T)

What if there was a way to bring a demon back- even one who was killed by holy water?

The Angel and the Frog by gypsyweaver (M)

Hastur and Ligur are (finally) going to be reunited. Beelzebub recorporates Ligur, and remembers Hastur's depressing time alone and the succor that Hell tried to give him. Hastur's existence without Ligur has become hollow, but Ligur fears that his husband won't want him back as an angel.

this is not a love story (but love is in it) by taizi (T)

“Crowley is no longer affiliated with you.” The angel manages to sound indignant, of all things. “I—that is, he even got it in writing. Signed by three of Hell’s kings. It’s all very official.”

“Well, we’re not here in any official capacity,” Hastur says. “It’s more of a personal visit. Friendly chat, that sort of thing.”

If he was indignant before, Aziraphale is outright angry now. “You’re not his friends. You hurt him.”

“Of course we did,” Ligur says, as if the angel is particularly slow. And he might well be, if he needs this much spelled out. “We’re demons.”

“You tortured him,” Aziraphale presses, unrelenting.

“It’s Hell,” Hastur says impatiently. “It’s ninety-nine-percent torture on a slow day.”

A Funny Old World by noodlefrog (T)

Hastur liked fire. It had a certain look about it that he liked to watch, the color and the movement and the coiling of the smoke. If he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he'd call it beautiful. Most of the time, he called it fun. Destructive. Exciting. Funny, sometimes, especially when humans were around to see something of theirs burning and did all that business of running around yelling about it.

He liked Ligur, as much as he could like any fellow demon. Ligur was competent at the temptations he performed and had a similar kind of eye for the artistry of a long con that Hastur could appreciate. He was... cunning. Ruthless. Vicious. A right proper menace. Excellent lurker. Knew how to bide his time and plot and scheme with the best of them. He could respect Ligur for what he was: an evil bastard who he didn't hate being around. When he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he would think of him as beautiful, too. *screechy, off-key rendition of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" played on a kazoo* Hastur has a crush on Ligur, and it's mutual. I'm taking this crack seriously. You've been warned.

If our followers know any fics involving Hastur, please leave them in the notes!

The Silence and the Sons (2353 words) by gypsyweaver Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Raphael (Good Omens) Series: Part 10 of A Tale of Crowns and Coins Summary:

Hello!

I used this tag to find no/low angst human au Ineffable Bureaucracy fics. Here’s some of what I found!

Polar Opposites by summerofspock (T)

Gabe and Bee are hapless zoo interns just trying to wrangle Aziraphale and Crowley, a polar bear and penguin who won't stop breaking into each others enclosures.

The Manager by gypsyweaver (T)

Gabriel and Aziraphale DiAngelo are working at the Chez Mall because their parents think that they need to learn a sense of responsibility. Gabriel got a job at the GAP. The Hot Topic across the hall from his store is going to be a problem, and Gabriel is, above all things, a problem solver.

Hell is A Pile of Greasy Chips by FernStone (T)

It had become a bit of a tradition in the past few weeks. Gabriel would come in and they would argue. Then he'd order the same thing (a double cheese burger with a large chips and coke) and complain about how disgusting it was, even when he ate all of it.

Honestly Beez didn't understand it.

"I think he's scouting us out," Dagon narrowed their eyes suspiciously after he'd left.

"That's ridiculous," Beez snorted at their floor manager. "We don't even directly compete. That's no reason to eat food you hate."

"I don't know then," Dagon shrugged. "But I'm pretty sure Ligur spat in his food this time."

According to Policy by Shift7 (T)

It started with a passive-aggressive note.

Well… It was actually less passive and more just straight-up aggressive.

The “Thing” by Tenukii (T)

When co-managers Gabriel and Beelzebub meet for their weekly evening at the bar, they realize there's a disturbing rumor about them floating around the office.

and a WIP:

something to blame by Prostidude (NR)

two dumbass bitches run rival nightclubs and fall in love (if your here for aziraphale and crowley this aint it chief)

Hello!

Here’s a few fics I found!

Come Little Children by gypsyweaver (T)

Madame Tracy did not intend to end up at Chez Mall, but her beloved electric teakettle died. She reflects on The Wasp Incident, and how she became the fairy godmother to the children of the New Orleans Satanic community.

peering into by gabriphales (G)

tracy has an interest in mr. fell's love life. she makes plenty of assumptions

Damaged by lyricwritesprose (G)

Madame Tracy helps people.  When she visits the bookshop after Armageddon, though, she finds a person who wants to convince her that he doesn't need help.  In fact, he seems to be doing his best to convince her that he isn't a person.

If any of our followers know of any fics with Madame Tracy as the main character, please feel free to leave them in the comments!

The First Ride and the Last (2960 words) by gypsyweaver Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pestilence/Pollution (Good Omens), Beelzebub & Pestilence (Good Omens) Series: Part 11 of A Tale of Crowns and Coins Summary:

After a huge party in a New York penthouse, Pestilence is Called to ride. He knows where he's supposed to ride, and who can get him where he needs to go.

But Pollution is NOT going to like it.

There's three of these and I'm answering them all!

My darling reader, you are not offensive at all! I am delighted to have a fan, and hope that you'll have patience with me as I work towards finishing my (frankly myriad) writing projects.