#shemage

I'm here wildly entertained by the idea of being a former Class A member being a grade A anonymous shitposter as an adult spreading theories (that are easily enough disproven but sound just right enough that no one ever thinks to) about heroes, particularly former classmates, here are some of the theories I've cooked up

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The Air Conditioning Hero Shoto can only handle spicy foods on the left side of his mouth. It seems to be a common thread that people with fire type quirks have quite often got high spice tolerances. Makes sense that he can only handle it on his fire side, right?

Everyone has corrosive stomach acid, that's just a biological fact, and the Ridley Hero Pinky's quirk is literally creating acid. So it makes total sense that she has a higher acidic/chemical resistance right? She could totally survive something like drinking bleach, surely.

Terrakinesis and other earth controlling quirks can control rock, right? And the Sturdy Hero Red Riot basically turns to rock when he uses his quirk, right? So theoretically could someone that can control rock hypothetically could physically control him when he uses his quirk, right?

And in that same thread surely someone with ferrokinesis or some other metal control type quirk could easily physically control Real Steel when he uses his quirk, right?

Not a lot of great options. Most of the characters are either kids who don't often have to cook for themselves, work so much I can't see feasibly see them as cooks, or are bums who don't seem like they can cook. Since there are only two good canon examples, that being Sato and Lunch Rush, I'll have to go with my own gut here.

Komori: I don't know why exactly I picked her. I guess because her Quirk is one of the few that can generate ingredients. Obviously, she works a lot with dishes focused around mushrooms in some way.

Mr. Compress: As the only adult surrounded by a bunch of young twenty somethings, Mr. Compress is often the one left cooking. Specialized in a lot of overly fancy dishes that take too much work.

Tsuyu: Seems like the eldest sibling left to help or take care of her siblings a lot, which would including cooking, either on her own or helping out her mom. Has plenty of experience with it. Specializes in whatever is easiest to make.

Sir Nighteye: I can see him as a cook. While I like to think it's because he's so self sufficient, I really wanted to add him since I thought him cooking for All Might to make sure he cares for himself would be humorous. Specializes in dishes from All Might's cook book.