Alternate universe where Neige grew up as a normal kid minus the fact his seven dwarve brothers are the hit boy band "minor miners"
Hello!! I don't know if you're the same anon but even if you aren't, I just appreciate how the joke keeps evolving lmao
I shouldn't be doing this, I have tons of other things to write, will need to sleep soon, but just for bricks and giggles, here's a small bullet point hc outline for this AU:
just to give a starting point, they all start at the age of 10 (the entire group is in the same grade, I believe)!
this is a AU but since it's not specified if Neige & 7D are orphans or not, I'll keep this detail particularly vague. not me taking this too seriously for no reason
life is hard (as it generally is) but the 7 brothers found joy in singing and playing together, so they started the band for the school's talent show. Gran gave the name "Minor Miners" to honor their ancestors craft
Snick on the lute, Dominic on the double-bass-ish thing called swanette, Timmy on the concertina, Shelpy on a fish-shaped clarinet-ish thing, Gran on the organ, Toby on the drum kit and Hop is the main vocalist
their performance at the talent show was so fire the local talent scout came by their house and had to argue with a very wary Neige who was suspicious of the strange adult knocking at their door
once the whole ordeal was explained, the 7D asked Neige's main permission to be officially a band on the condition that he would be their agent (the scout guy wasn't really keen on that but anything for the future yodel equivalent of the One Direction)
so while the Minor Miners were basically famous since 10 and helped their finances, Neige grew up more normally with the exception of the times also since 10 where he would put a little suit and tie, sunglasses, his beret and would argue with the grown ups that the tour guidelines were awful for his brothers
sometimes late at night, today in RSA, 17 yo Neige and the dwarves sit down to presumably discuss the next album but Neige is like
"you fellas see the drink I have?"
Toby: "oh, it's choco milk, not apple juice!"
Neige: "so it's not business time. I just want to hang out with my brothers and eat some cookies~"
back to the boys, imagine stopping an entire airport, ala Backstreet Boys, and it's literally these seven small fellas waving and throwing kisses at the hysterical crowd of people who are dying to see their yodel rendition of "I Want It That Way" and "What Makes You Beautiful"
I just love this idea that in Twst, all major bands, idol groups and what not, are composed of the most uncommon group of people for the industry. in the likes that Idia's favorite girl group PreMo is basically the old Fate ladies
also there's copious amounts of merchandise for the Minor Miners bc Neige was basically 10yo George Lucas and pitched to have 100% rights for any toys with the group's image and the label was like "okay??? they're good but you're overestimating their talent, kid"
only to boom! BTS levels of success, the Minor Miners have their mascots, fashion line, stickers line, anything line, and Neige is sipping his apple juice box, growing considerably a little bit more smug than his canon self is. just a little bit. baby-face with a grin.
he would kill for his brothers and the label directors chair is composed of 7 old men so battle souvenirs for all of them~~!
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I'm doing fluff for this cuz I'm not making nsfw for those bois, fuk that
Sfw, D
Dominic: He likes it, he talks about it with Ortho a lot. Hes def house husband material lol, he can cook, clean, everything
Gran: He blushes whenever the topic comes up but he loves the idea. He can cook and clean but he thinks Domonic's is better, not that he'd ever admit it.
Shelpy: Orthos talked about it while he was lulling off for another nap, he's too tired to clean or cook and apologizes profusely for it but his bfs are more than happy to do that stuff, he still feels bad tho.
Hop: He. Loves. It! He's the type to plan that stuff so many years in advance, he already knows what color the curtains will be, what the yard will look like, what type of bed they'll have, etc. He'll happily cook and clean! But his cooking is quite messy so Domonic and Gran typically do that lol
Timmy: His brain short-circuited at the idea at first, like, his boyfriends??? All in the same place??? What???? Like he likes the idea of it but he's too flustered, he'll try to help around but he keeps doubting his abilities but his bfs are very comforting :>
Snick: "But if we do, I could get you all sick and-" Ortho would pat him on the head and go, "Now, don't talk like that! We'll be ok." I think he'd have a bit of a germaphobe for obvious reasons so he insists on doing a lot of cleaning. He also sometimes helps in the kitchen with dishes and such
Toby: He and Hop talk about what the house could look like in the future. He'd happily help with whatever is asked of him!
