Welcome to the Web Cavalry gang! Where we have!!
Malachi: Cursed Cryptic Stoner who is secretly powerful vampire spider man who has 3 hours of sleep and 100 cups of blood caffeine. Gets high on drinking blood, commits manslaughter, every suitor or anything that moves is afraid of him.... 1# bunny dad. (Phoebe :) )
Telemachus: A antisocial prince, half nymph and half daddy issues and full of HATRED towards to the suitors and anyone else. Very tired of everyone's bs. Can and will roast your appearance. Mama's boy, Malachi’s headache 24/7. Wishes to punt Antinous into the sun.
Petros: Widowed retired veteran soldier who lost 2 of his fingers, manage to punch a boulder or a door. The reason why everyone is hydrated. The dad group fr. Additionally, there's a co worker who's simping for him too..
Nikandros: Pyscho ahh gambler who is gay for Petros, co-owner of a tavern. The fresh out of jail uncle that visits you gifting you a machine gun and something like that. Has dubious records or crimes that makes Odysseus questioned on how tf did this man was able to survive. Has a ton of weapons under his chiton. Can pull a huge hammer out of his ass. (And furniture possibly.)
Xandria: Archer, strategist and badass in the arenaaaaa Xandriaaaaaa. The big sister of the group and probably possibly the only one with braincells in a room full of idiots. She's a walking sniper, can shoot your liver for free if you look at any women wrong. Tired af, shes trying to keep everyone alive and is so frustrated of it. Misses her hubby. Bestie with Nikandros.
Haneul: Silly foreign guy that was supposed to be another servant for Penelope but gets recruited (and emotionally adopted) by Malachi to become a guard, and a healer. Walking medkit, gets targeted constantly by the suitors. Trying his best to be alive rn. Has a pigeon that's a messenger and a menace to society. The only one with a moral while everyone else commits the 4 m's of crime (manipulate, mansplain, malewife, manslaughter.)
Amphinomus: Has no idea how he even got joined into this group. Ally of the gang, definitely he and Malachi don't have something going on, hahaha what do you mean?? Had sexual tension with Malachi at some point..
Carissa: An ally, the sweetest and polite maid everyone encountered. The patience of a saint but can and will verbally flashbang you if you provoke her off. Second to trying her best her in the forsaken palace, is close to yeeting a steel chair at her siblings. She and Haneul are basically young Odypen..
