Mar 11, 2017
WE’RE LIKE A COBRA AND A MONGOOSE DANCING
- veronica, re: feuding with her mother
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WE’RE LIKE A COBRA AND A MONGOOSE DANCING
- veronica, re: feuding with her mother
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- “Or has it been the light blinding me?” asked Grim.
- “In case you have yet to notice, Master, the Jedi are dead!”
- “Why follow the Jedi way when the Jedi are dead?”
Somebody please tell Grim she's talking to Obi-Wan and Yoda. Somebody please remind her that she is talking to Obi-Wan and Yoda-
@vonbrandt. . starter call !
“ . . . so when penny johnson said you were gonna make sarah miller captain, that was totally a joke, right, coach moreno ? i mean-- i’m so not the type to talk bad about people but that girl’s flips look like she’s having a spasm in the air ! like a bird that completely forgot how to fly ! “
-- that certainly sounds like talking bad about a person, lynda. she stands before her leader, hands on her hips, pout in place. a frizzy ponytail brushes against pale shoulders with the crisp autumn breeze. normally she was just fine taking orders and going with the flow, but this was an outrage ! bad enough she was already semi-slacking off, now the whole team is crumbling to pieces ? oh, the horror !
Dude we played monopoly and it was so intense. I got paid a ton. And my sister kept crying because she had to pay me. It was hilarious.
Mom why
Mom: hey where are you
Me: mom I'm in th-
Mom: WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER HAVE U SEEN MY DAUGHTER
Me: MOM STOP I'M-
Mom: WHERE DID YOU GO I NEED YOU HAVE U SEEN UR SISTER HAVEE YOU UUUUUUUUU?????!!!!
Me: MOM IM IN THE GODDAMN BATHROOM STOP YELLING
Mom: OH NO U JUST DID NOT YELL AT ME *opens bathroom door* I AM YOUR MOTHER DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU DONT YELL AT ME I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND U
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