Shadowhunters 3x12 Commentary
SoâŚJonathan is suddenly as powerful as Lilith?? The actual queen of hell?? Good to know I guess??? Does demon blood usually give you the powers to relocate your apartment to a far away country?? Because that would be NEAT.
We put the Eiffeltower there for you people to recognize this as Paris!!
DidâŚ.Jonathan just compare Clary to big artists like van Gogh??? I meanâŚyeah, she can draw butâŚwhat???
I meanâŚyou really do kind of owe him a chance but I have the feeling youâre lying to get out of the apartment.
Okay soâŚI love Sizzy. But Izzy scared of rats and hiding behind/clinging to Simon is such a teenage-romance-movie thing and itâs seriously getting old. By now they have big best friends energy and Iâm actually curious how theyâre gonna make them into a couple.
OH WOW okay that was a jumpscare LOL hi, Cain!!
I deeply relate to Alecâs grumpy face at being woken up.
âWhy are you dressed?â he says âWhy am I not getting my morning cuddles?â he means
Iâm gonna go out on a limb and say Alec wanted a longer and deeper kiss than that peck, poor baby is getting denied his boyfriend time
And also, Magnus is so adorable for a centuries old guy. Let me put him in my pocket and keep him as a comfort warlock.
âMorning exerciseâ he says âmorning s*xâ he means
So youâre really going to give us the training scene RIGHT AFTER THIS??? Youâre really gonna be like that???? I enjoy it.
I donât really have much to say about this scene except asjijwiuhfjoidjahfkdjkdj we actually got a whole scene of bantering boyfriends training together and showing their competitive sides, we got Alecâs âbrew me a bottleâ voice, Magnus teasing, Alec bodily pushing his boyfriend against a pillar and making out with him in the middle of the institute. Such a power move. Iâm impressed. Please give me more.
Btw I yelled when Magnus danced away from Alec he is SO EXTRA and Iâm HERE for it. Also, âblack belt in name-droppingâ hwauihdisahdhwaiudjwaiujd I both hate and love them.
Magnus acting all unbothered and then skipping after Alec to his bedroom is the best thing that ever happened.
Conversations that start with âwe need to talkâ usually donât end well
Iâm always here for interactions between Luke and the boys, no matter who
Hello again, Cain!!!
Itâs so convenient that Lilith left some clothes there and that theyâre conveniently Claryâs size.
Oh boy weâre really doing the inc*st plot, huh? Again??? What is it with these books and their love for inc*st.
Wow, glamouring does really terrible wigs
Could you PLEASE stop writing Jonathan and Clary all flirty?? They are siblings. And I know that the whole mistaking platonic love for romantic love stuff is important for Jonathanâs character arc but you donât have to make Clary be flirty back. That just makes me terribly uncomfortable.
So, Iâm a huge nerd for the whole Cain-Abel-Lilith etc biblical stuff and I am SO THERE for new versions of that story.
Wow, now I gotta add Cain to the list of people I wanna protect and give a hug to, huh? What a twist.
Okay itâs a bit unrealistic to me that Cain whoâs been suffering from this mark for several centuries would be too scared to die to attempt the removal?? I meanâŚthe chances must still be pretty good for him to survive and live a more or less normal life, right?
OH WOW OKAY I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT
ALEC STOP BEING SO SMUG
But also, keep going.
Wow, Magnus, I thought you were more of a gentleman than getting out of bed like 5 seconds after. Give your boyfriend his cuddles, damn it.
On another note, I know that this is a deeper issue and I really hope they wonât just brush it away like they did with every mental issue Magnus had/has
This tells me that Magnus has a Twitter account. I find that exhilarating.
I know that theyâre being deep and sweet but theyâre both still a little sweaty and my mind is going places
I love them so much you have no idea
Well, at least THEYâRE dressed for the weather.
How convenient that some of her hair got stuck on that tree
Well, tbh, Paris isnât /that/ pretty
âthe most beautiful boyâ well, you canât tell me that Jonathan isnât at least a little bit bi
Alec reminding Magnus to cherish the moments they have is such a sweet scene andâŚMalec casually dropping wedding vows once again. They are adorable. I just wish they gave us another angle and more light on that kiss.
Also, Jace cockblocking even from another country!! Thatâs some talent right there.
I canât believe they spent all this money on filming in Paris for a little bit of scenery.
Itâs still amazing to me how easily Shadowhunters are robbed of essential things like knifes and Steles. And also, how convenient that a random Shadowhunter walks past in just that second
Call me crazy but I have a feeling that Simon-Izzy-Meliorn is a thing that could actually work lol
âIâm not one to name-dropâ HE IS SO PETTY AND I LOVE IT
Iâm sorry but the whole Clary-Jonathan plot this episode is so boring I would really like to skip this scene
Jonathan, you gotta make a little small-talk before asking someone to show you their sword
God all these fake French accents are annoying the hell out of me
And also, convenient Shadowhunter is convenient
Jonathan, that KILLS people!!!
I love how everyone is just watching like it happens every day that a Daylighter does a possibly deadly ritual to get his mark off
So, theyâre really gonna make Izzy risk getting back on her addiction and make it a romantic sacrifice? I see you, writers, and this is bullsh*t.
No, itâs not okay. I hate this.
How is Clary still shocked about Jonathan killing people?
Oh look, itâs the Eiffeltower!!! Are we in Paris????
Wow, we donât call our sister a little b*tch, Jonathan!!!
That scene is so stupid and anti-climatic I canât even bear watching it
Where are Luke and Alec? Are they justâŚkinda there watching? I meanâŚClary IS Lukeâs basically-adopted-daughter and heâs just standing there like âoh nice, sheâs not dead! Cool!â and all of that just because they didnât want to spend the extra money to bring Isaiah and Matt to Paris. All of this is so, so stupid.
âMake sure to get this shot of them kissing in front of the Eiffeltower, Marty, we paid a lot of money for this!â
Well, Iâd say Jonathan is not happy.











