My wife and I had soup for dinner last night. She brought us out two teaspoons to eat with. I said I prefer a tablespoon.

Her logic is that small spoon equals many small bites, more flavour, more longer.

My logic is the big spoon equals staying big bites equals even more tastes all at once.

Well?

This is my family's new pet, Mochi!

Mochi is, as you can see, a sweet and adorable guinea pig.

Normally, this would not require a poll, but The Lad has taken the indefensible position that not all of her is sweet and adorable.

Namely, her mouth, which he characterizes at best as "goofy" and at worst as "weird" and "kinda horrific close up"

POV - Mochi wants to know if your phone is food.

I, of course, believe that her mouth is as cute and lovable as the rest of her, and as always, we're making it your problem.