Sometimes. Usually not. When you have the PATIENCE to actually FINISH SOMETHING, it's pretty good! The concept of TIME is something you KIND OF STRUGGLE WITH IN GENERAL. You sure do WASTE a lot of it. As if ART wasn't HARD ENOUGH FOR YOU ALREADY. You're very SELF-CRITICAL, and your MELODRAMATIC and PESSIMISTIC NATURE tend to conspire to make you SPIRAL when something goes EVEN SLIGHTLY WRONG. Friends would say you're a lot harder on YOURSELF than you are on THEM. You have an OPEN, MATERNAL DISPOSITION, even if you do have a PRONOUNCED MEAN STREAK. Listen, people are idiots sometimes. And they need to know about it.

The maternal thing you might have INHERITED - NURTURE rather than NATURE, in this case. You are a rare LIMEBLOOD, a caste thought to be WIPED OUT on Alternia. As such, while you can use a now defunct LIME SIGN and disused RESOURCES for limebloods, YOU HAVE NO LUSUS. No limeblood lusii are still alive. So you were raised by some SYMPATHETIC JADES in TOP SECRET in the brooding caverns. Aside from one jade your own age who kept trying to BLOW YOU UP, they were very kind, which is why you HAD TO LEAVE. The brooding caverns are a BUSY PLACE, and they get VISITORS. And you, YOU ARE A COWARD. You decided to LIVE ALONE IN HIDING rather than risk DISCOVERY AMONG THE JADES.

Well, that was maybe less about RISKING DISCOVERY and more about GETTING AWAY FROM ALL THOSE PEOPLE. Honestly, GETTING OUTED AS A MUTANT isn't something that feels very REAL to you. I mean, who gets culled for being a mutant in this day and age? You don't know, and you WILL NEVER RESEARCH IT TO FIND OUT, because you simply DON'T WANT TO KNOW. What you don't know CAN'T HURT YOU, after all. And they wouldn't SAY it if it weren't TRUE. That has to be ILLEGAL.

Seriously though, it’s TII. Everyone calls you Tii. You love engineering. You’re the BEST AT ENGINEERING. No one would dare to say otherwise. Or think it. They probably couldn’t think it even if they wanted to, because the only thing you are better at than engineering is MIND GAMES. You love to play with trolls like they are puppets in your hands. It’s just so much easier to focus on your SECRET PROJECTS when you have others to run around doing your DIRTY WORK. What’s your SECRET PROJECTS? Ha! Like you’re gonna tell. Secrets were made to brag about not to spill.

You are VERY RICH, and if anyone were to ask it is simply because you are the best prosthetic tecnician around. But you know it is simply because you are just THE BEST CON ARTIST THERE IS. You’ll let us in on a little trick. Your secrets. See, Alternia has an influx of HITMEN, ASSASSINS, trolls who are DESPERATE FOR A LITTLE VIOLENCE. And you simply provide a name, a date, and their fee for non-lethal hits. Nothing to connect you. Hey you don’t do anything at all except help out the injured! You are the backbone of this society. With a very high fee. Between work and projects you aren’t willing to share, you chat with a number of AQUAINTENCES and NEIGHBOURS.

You don’t like being out and about much around other trolls, it’s dangerous, especially due to your blood color. JADEBLOODS are one of the rarest on the hemospectrum, and typically confined to the caverns to tend to the MOTHERGRUB. Except for you. When you were younger some stuff… happened. But you survived, you escaped, it doesn’t matter how, because YOU DON’T BELONG THERE ANYMORE, and you DON’T LIKE BEING NOTICED. Besides, you have better things to do. You have goals, amibitions. Unlike THOSE OTHER JADES, you don’t need to be TIED DOWN to dumb, meaningless duties. You have shit to do. But you’re not going to tell us about that. It would just be BAD STORYTELLING.

Speaking of bad stories, you have a few hobbies, one of which is FIXING BAD LITERATURE. So many books you read are blatant misinformation, propaganda or just straight up bad writing. Mostly propaganda though. You’ve taken it upon yourself to RESOLVE THIS, there is not a single book that cannot be ENHANCED by an actually decent writer. Your favourite books to fix are ROMANCE FICTION, particularly ones with TERRIBLE DEPECITIONS OF RAINBOWDRINKERS. Not for any paritcular reason, of course. Sometimes you WRITE YOUR OWN FICTION, but that’s just for your eyes. If you showed anyone, YOU’D HAVE TO KILL THEM. You used to enjoy COLLECTING THINGS, such as GRUB HORNS from the unlucky, or BEAUTIFUL CRYSTALS that you stumbled upon sometimes when YOU EXPLORED THE CAVERNS. But it’s bad to get attached to PHYSICAL ITEMS, you don’t want to get too attached to the PHYSICAL PLANE, it’s BAD FOR YOU.

You're currently WORKING, and by WORKING you mean PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. These things are synonymous for you, as you live off the DONATIONS sent by your SUBSCRIBERS while they watch you PWN NOOBS in FORTBLIGHT. This is essentially your ONLY SKILL, but BOY ARE YOU FUCKING GOOD AT IT. You can hold your own against even PROFESSIONAL HIGHBLOOD GAMERS, with all of their EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT and TRAINERS, though some may point to a NATURAL GOLDBLOOD APTITUDE FOR ELECTRONICS as the cause for your domination of the leaderboards. You don't let it get to you, though. When HEMOLOYALISTS flood your comments, you just GRIT YOUR TEETH and go for a FLAWLESS VICTORY ROYALE. You're not stupid enough to make DEROGATORY REMARKS on camera - you prefer to shut them up with your EPIC SKILLZ INSTEAD.

Because the world of GAMING is just as CUT-THROAT AND FAST-MOVING as the rest of troll society, you are nearly constantly streaming. Aside from SLEEPING, which you do as little of as physically possible, you do everything in your ERGONOMIC GAMING CHAIR. Your CENTAURPEDE LUSUS is blessedly independent and even brings meals right to your desk. You really love her. She's so supportive. Also helpful are your REASONABLY POWERFUL PSIONIC POWERS, which you frequently use when your hands are OTHERWISE OCCUPIED. You're a very good MULTITASKER.

You live in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM with about fifty other goldbloods, but you haven't seen a single one of your neighbours in maybe THREE SWEEPS. Your SENSITIVE SKIN is even more vulnerable to SUNLIGHT than most trolls, and sometimes particularly BRIGHT MOONLIGHT can leave you sore - so you've solved that problem by NEVER GOING OUTSIDE, EVER AGAIN. You have everything you need right here. Why bother leaving? If not for the internet, you'd probably be considered a RECLUSE.