#session five

You're a HATCHED PERFORMER! There's nothing you love more than TAKING TO THE STAGE and DAZZLING A CROWD with sleight of hand and feats of amazing MAGIC! Well, it's not REAL MAGIC, but you can make white peaceflappers appear out of your HAT, so isn't that pretty much the next best thing? Whatever it is, your adoring fans can't get enough - that is, they WON'T BE ABLE TO GET ENOUGH, in the IMMINENT FUTURE, when you actually HAVE FANS. Hey, you're still young! In any case, the audience will have NO CHOICE but to cheer for you - their lives will likely be on the line!

While you prepare for a life in the spotlight, you spend your days TRAINING YOUR MAD SKILLS and PERFECTING YOUR CHARMING PERSONA. This mostly manifests in the form of CARD TRICKS and LITERALLY ALWAYS WEARING YOUR CONJUROR'S GARB, which you're still growing into. You're getting SO GOOD at doing that thing where you flip all the cards from one hand to another, but in that really cool and fast way that looks like you're kind of summoning them to your other hand, you know? It's your FAVOURITE TRICK. It just looks so impressive when the PROFESSIONALS do it, and that's everything you want to be when you're older!

As a purpleblood, you do dabble in CLOWN CHURCH. You aren't quite as DEVOTED as other members of your caste, but you can definitely get into a CACOPHONY OF HONKS AND CRAZY SERMONS. The energy they can whip up sometimes? Man, that really gets you going! But at the end of the day, it doesn't quite CAPTURE YOUR INTEREST in the same way MAGIC does. You could go on for hours about TRICKS and ILLUSIONS and THE ART OF PERFORMANCE. Really, you want to know EVERY TRICK THERE IS TO KNOW... but, as you so well know, A MAGICIAN NEVER REVEALS HER FATAL SECRETS, so your quest for knowledge may turn out to be FUTILE.