1. Don’t go out to eat or offer to pay if you can’t afford to properly tip the server. (Seriously go somewhere when you either don’t have to tip or just make food at home I’m so sick of large parties that tip shit pay for your service)
2. If you have a coupon or get a discount tip off of the original bill ( like come one you have a few extra bucks to spew if you are getting a discount also you are tipping for the service you received on all of your food if you want your server to serve you based on a discount go get your own damn drops from the kitchen and pour your own drinks)
3. The service industry is a LUXURY you don’t HAVE to go out to eat you can always make food at home. (It is a fucking luxury to be served so pay and tip like it otherwise go and grow your own food and prepare it and serve it some servers aren’t even paid minimum wage and we are expected to live off your tips)“Why aren’t you in college?” Because I’m not tipped enough to pay for a degree I can use you asshole don’t belittle servers cause we work this job that is a LUXURY TO YOU
4. If you have 7 or more people you should probably make a reservation or not complain when you can’t be sat immediately like sorry we can only have so many tables for fire code so I’m sorry that your party of 60 can’t be accommodated.
5. Order off the fucking menu like if you want a build your own go somewhere that does that or go somewhere you want to eat don’t freaking order something that literally doesn’t exist in our menu and then get upset when we can’t make it exactly how you want it.
6. If a restaurant has a host desk you need to WAIT TO BE SEATED and don’t freakingnlie to the server when we both know you say yourself like we all talk to each other so I know you’re lying asshole. And don’t sit in a section that has no server and then get mad when no one serves you.
TLDR: tip your damn server, have some respect, make a reservation, order off our fucking menu and be thankful for the services we provide cause you never HAVE to go out to eat.
