Server Probs

I think everyone should have to serve tables at least once so you can understand why I hate my job so much…

- Why do people sit at dirty tables? Especially when there are 20 other clean tables.

- I am serving 6 other tables I’m sorry I can’t get to you within the first 20 seconds your ass is in the chair

- If you ask what time we close… And I tell you midnight…and it’s 12:30 it’s time for you to go home.

- Can you let me tell you my name before you yell “two bud lights”

- Since you didn’t let me tell you my name…you keep clapping your hands at me like I’m a dog…just so you know THAT IS RUDE

- If the whole restaurant is full…you’re not going to get your food in 10 minutes. You will live, I promise

-Whose table is that

-Am I cut yet