#servbots

Propaganda:

Servbots: They're a bunch of guys who enjoy curry and organized crime. They're relatable that way.

Tron: got it! Ok let’s make some money!

Tron and her servbots were currently in a deep ruins lab on a far off island from most of civilization to see if they can find any refractors that would go for a lot of some fancy tech.

Servbot16:oh wow this place is so clean compared to the other rooms!

Tron:Good that will make it easier to find any loot! Go forth and see what we can take!

Servbots:Yes miss Tron!

The group separated and began to scoured a room for any valuables. Unfortunately as it usually happens for Tron miss fortune was about to strike.

Servbot39:I wonder what this button does? *pushes blue button*…

Computer: matter displacement chamber activated retrieving non-carbon specimen for reproduction program.

Tron:WHO PRESSED A BUTTON?!

Serv39 shakly raises his hand: I’m sorry miss Tron!

*at beacon*

Professor/doctor obleck was bringing an ancient artifacts from several different civilizations one of them appeared to be some kind of camera and antenna: these my dear students are artifacts I dug up from a sea side salvage. It appears to be ancient vaccuian yet it was discovered closer to Patch!

yang:Really ?that’s were me and ruby are from!

Obleck: yes yes I am well aware as me and your father are good friends! Anyway to continue with the story.

But before he could continue the story like a computerized voice fill the room what a single phrase.

Computer #2: specimen acquired now beginning matter displacement process. estimated time of return one months, three days 14hours, six minutes.

Jaune:what the? That can’t be good.

And just has set sentence left his mouth A beam of light shut out from the antenna and started to suck him into the machine and out into the sky as blue square particles. It’s a good thing Jaune had his weapon on hand as miss Goodwitch’s class was next.

*back with the bonnes*

Tron was getting ready for a fight when a person appeared from thin air. He appeared to be close in age had blond hair, a sword and he had piercing blue eyes.

Jaune:who are you?! Where am I? Why did you abduct me?!

Tron: okay chill let me fill you in on what happened.

Timeskip

Jaune: so let me get this straight while you guys were raiding what is essentially a high tech tomb. one of your little robots  pressed a button on this ancient machine and brought me here? For what?

Servbot39: the machine said something about a non-carbon to use for repopulation.

Jaune: What?!

Tron: relax! I’m not trying to hurt you or anything. I guess I’ll have to keep you safe until we can get you back home. My names Tron, Tron bonne air pirate and digger!

Jaune: the name is Jaune arc huntsman and training.

Timeskip 1 month three days.

Beacon

Ozpin: Doctor it appeared the machine is getting ready to bring mister arc back! Go fetch his and miss rose’s team!

Obleck:Right away!

Timeskip

Pyrrha: thank god Jaune coming back!

Ruby:yeah I can’t wait!

Computer #2:time has elapsed threshold now retrieving specimen. Error specimen appears to be bringing multiple people caution is advised.

The computer said that a familiar beam of light shot out in the middle of the room and out came tensel, bon bonne,Tron bonne and her gang of servbots, and a familiar blond.

Jaune:huh I’m back?!

Ozpin: Welcome back mister arc and it appears you brought some guests.

Jaune: guys?! Well this is going to be interesting. Well these are the arc-bonnes my in-laws and wife’s family.

Everyone else: WHAT?!

Pyrrha:OH GODS WHY! WHY MUST THE MAN I LIVE BE MARRIED TO ANOTHER!

Jaune: wait what?!

Tron: chill out we may be married but I’m a pirate first and I can see you have some “booty” so how about you become “ours” and I’ll let you be a  concubine.

Pyrrha:… FUCK IT I WILL TAKE IT!

Nora: Am I just having a really vivid dream after drinking one of Ren’s health drinks?

yang:no Nora I see this too.

Jaune:ozpin do you mind if I eat and wash before continuing this is going to be a long story.

let me give you my money capcom