#serjio

Hailee Steinfeld × In Real Life

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So Serjio was telling me how a person can survive for up to 40 minutes with their belly cut open. I asked him how he knew and he just mumbled something about war or whatever. I didn’t believe him and being the top notch guy Serjio is he proved it to me. I think he broke the record, made it to the 50 minute mark. RIP Serjio.

Living on the streets is fine, so long as you can speak the same language. Luckily for me I meet a kind fellow named Serjio who can speak American. Serjio has taught me a many of things, like don’t walk bare foot down alley ways, the 3 second rule doesn’t count at a homeless shelter and sometimes wet cardboard is all you need to make sure your body doesn’t eat itself from hunger. This one is for you Serjio!