May 23, 2025
How did we reach the point where Tumblr, notorious for its porn bots, is one of the most bot free places on the internet? Everywhere else is dying we are thriving. Good work lads, ladies, and lovers, with these rent lowering gunshots we can continue to make this the neighborhood with the worst reputation that's the best place to live. Not because it's good, but because not all of our neighbors are cookie cutter machines made to sell us something. When I get into an argument with an uneducated seventeen year old with a persecution complex I can rest easy knowing that they are a real person that I am metaphorically beating with my fully developed brain like a baseball bat.
