#ser dad

Podrick: Is this how you do it, Ser Dad?

Jaime: Pod, NO! Throw that cigarette away!

Brienne: Do I smell smoke, is something burning?

Jaime: NO!

Brienne: Sansa where are you going at this time of night?

Sansa: nowhere, Ser mum, just out for a drive.

Brienne, suspicious: mhm, and why do you have my car keys?

Sansa: oh? Are these your keys? Haha my mistake I thought they were mine! Well, I better be going—

Podrick, sticking his head in the door: Sansa, the GPS says if we don’t leave now we’ll be late

Brienne, standing up: late for what, exactly?

Podrick, panicking: ummm, nothing—I mean dinner—I mean the peppa pig live show

Arya, from behind Pod: what the actual

Sansa: genuine

Jaime, coming downstairs: fuck kind of excuse is that

Brienne: Jaime would you care to tell me why our children and apparently you are sneaking out so late?

Jaime, panicking: peppa pig live show

Sansa, facepalming: really Ser mum, it’s nothing, we’ll be back in the blink of an eye!

Joanna, bolting down the stairs: ALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENS

Brienne: god damnit

Arya, grabbing Joanna: damnit Jo, I said be cool!

Brienne: I should’ve know

Brienne, pulling Oathkeeper off of the It’s place atop the mantle: alright, everyone in the car

Sexual tension 

When the teasing and sexual tension is too high and poor Pod can’t handle it. and goes straight to the point. 

I just want to throw out there that this fandom has made me such an emotional softie. Who can’t go a day without thinking about Jaime and Brienne. But I’m totally okay with it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

It started out as a humorous two-cent affirmation of this beautiful headcannon and has grown a different way entirely.

They got married one day on a dare; Jamie said she wouldn't ever marry because she was afraid.  It was as good as proposing.  He knew exactly what he was doing.  When he had her in bed afterwards, he admitted as much.  Which earned him a punch in the arm and a youthful blush.  

She ignored him for a straight week afterwards; but eventually she wore down under his constant texts and phone calls asking her when she was going to move her things in.  The nail in the coffin was when he showed up to her place of work and embarrassed her thoroughly in front of everyone, smothering her with public displays of affection, even while she stood there like a sunburned mannequin.

JB Incorrect Quotes (Part 45/?)

Season 8 Edition