Fuck, Canon, Kill: love saves the day and no one dies, every male/female friendship turns romantic, and every story has to reflect and endorse real-world moral purity ideas.
HAAATTTTTTEEEEEE UGH UGH UGH UGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck you ahaha.
Fuck: Every story has to reflect real world moral purity ideas. Let's fuck with this by saying a story can do whatever it wants and at the end there's a section called "If you are fucking stupid" that lays out everything the author actually wants you to believe and get out of this story and so you can quickly post to twitter about if something is #problematic or not.
Canon: This is the one I hate the least out of things I really really hate. I think we can argue that what I am doing here is fucking with it but I don't care because I am god's most special girl and this is for my birthday.
So no one has to die and true love saves the day, but there are costs. People are seriously injured in ways that affect them for the rest of their lives. Depending on the context it can be a lot of different things. Maybe the magic takes something from you in exchange--your sight, your speech, something. Maybe you have a lifelong injury that never fully heals. Something.
Kill: Every male/female friendship turns romantic because this is the one I actually have to fucking deal with in my day to day life that seems to be nigh-impossible to find exceptions to. It's like, the D&D movie.
