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This poll is about pure muscle, so this is without use of transformations, devices, or magic.
Who would win an arm wrestling match?
Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones)
Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)
I don't know these characters
Remaining time: 22 hours 18 minutes
*This tier falls under the "above average/combat strong" tier of my previous strength polls. Their tier was decided on by percentage of votes on those polls
Admittedly I don't know Baldur's Gate 3 well (my PC can't handle it 😟) but in a little surprised no votes for Karlach. I went Trunchbull, but probably best she doesn't win as she won't fare well against the already established competitors XD
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Inspired by @docholligay specifically from t h i s p o s t (read it! XD) which is totally worth reading and is funnier than the thing I wrote but I couldn't help but write.
This takes place in Doc's FMA 03 Coffee Shop AU. Al comes to visit Ed, and Ed is determined to make the place seem like one Al might want to live in, but the thing Al is most impressed by is Ed's arrogant, annoying boss.
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"Whoa! Hey Ed, can you do that?!"
Edward turned from his quick discussion with Hawkeye about what kind of baked goods they'd have on the menu next week back to his guest. Al had just arrived, and Ed had been working on the menu and getting some product in the oven to distract him from his anxiety about Al's first visit to his new place.
To see what Al meant, Ed looked to the counter just as a customer retrieved their latte. Roy had, as usual, added some latte art to the drink upon finishing, something he made sure all the baristas knew how to do but hadn't gotten around to showing Ed yet.
As Ed opened his mouth to reply, Roy leaned over the counter.
"You like that kid? Those were just chasing hearts, very simple to do." Roy turned to a customer waiting by the drink pick up station they were at, at college aged student with green braids on her phone. "Mind if I take an extra moment with your drink?"
The woman looked over, the top of her phone dropping. "Wha-"
Roy, seeing that the woman hadn't noticed the interaction, explained, "I want to show this kid," and here Roy put out a hand to ruffle Al's hair "some latte art."
"Oh for sure!" The woman replied, eyes lighting up. "That will look great on my Instagram!"
"Make sure to tag us!" Roy said, flashing a charming smile as Hawkeye handed him the college girl's drink.
Ed grit his teeth. The man was utterly insufferable. Chasing hearts was his lowest effort trick, which meant he hadn't given Al a second thought until he'd praised him, and now he was going to milk it for all it was worth, and Ed wanted to call him on it so badly. He needed this job though, and making a scene in front of customers would not help him with that. Nor would it help him with making sure Al knew this would be a good place to live once Ed could get all the paperwork through and get custody of him. He wanted Al to like it here. The apartment itself wasn't much to boast of, but the café was a lovely spot.
Roy held the drink in his left hand and the frothing pitcher in his right. Both hands were making precise, exacting movements as he carefully poured the milk strategically into the drink, creating rounded zig zags down the center. Ed was leaning strained against the counter to watch despite the fact that Roy had made sure to position everything so the boy could see.
"I still haven't taught this to Ed, though I usually teach all our baristas how to do it. I haven't figured out how to adapt it for someone with only one hand yet." Roy said it casually, easily, as though the act of pouring enough liquid from one container to another until only the surface tension kept the liquid from spilling, was no trouble at all. And all that risk of spilling for a silly design that didn't do anything for the drink's taste. "If he keeps making treats our partner Hughes would die over, he can probably get away without learning."
Ed's teeth ground together, his one hand clenched around his desire to snap at his boss. He missed the jab Hawkeye gave Roy with her elbow entirely, which spoke further to Roy's skill, as it didn't cause him to spill. Al did notice however, and his eyes rounded in further amazement as the design took shape.
"A bird!" He cried, leaping up and clapping his hands together once. Roy had put the finished latte on the counter, and the customer leaned over to snap a picture, murmuring words of admiration as she did so.
At this conclusion, Al's face turned to look at Ed, so Roy too turned his face to the kid, making sure to keep his pleasingly accomplished smile on his face and not smirking. The kid's whole demeanor screamed indignant. He could almost see the effort Ed was making not to go into a fit.
"I'll learn it Al. Roy will teach me just like he does anyone else, and I'll sort out any adaptations I need. Myself." The boy's blue eyes rose to meet Roy's gaze, and they were blazing. Roy just grinned back at him, making sure it looked as earnest as possible.
"That's the spirit! Hey Hawkeye, why don't you make me an espresso. It's been a while since I've practiced my more elaborate designs." Roy knew Hawkeye heard him even though he didn't take his eyes off of Ed. "And after all, we should make Ed's brother feel right at home don't you think?" He heard Hawkeye's sigh, but she didn't say anything, so he knew she was making the espresso.
"You're going to do another one?" Al asked eagerly, looking up at Roy. Roy had to hold back a laugh. The contrast between the two boys was remarkable. There didn't seem to be anything particularly angry about this young boy who'd been stuck in the system. But Ed was constantly burning with it. Always assuming and ready for a fight. If only the boy could learn to lighten up, realize that the more he fought, the more he opened himself up to attack.
"Don't you take your espressos black?" Ed managed to get out without sounding too vicious, though there was enough in his voice to make Al look at him. The boy started to reach out a hand to Ed, but the older boy flinched ever so slightly. Al's hand dropped.
Ed cursed himself for concerning Al. Roy always knew how to hit all his buttons. He was acting all generous and benevolent showing off to Al, but he was only doing it annoy Ed. Oh that'd sound great explaining to Al. 'Yeah I was mad. The dude was only being nice to you because he knew it would piss me off.' He could just picture it, Al tilting his head in confusion, asking, 'Why would it piss you off for him to be nice to me?' Prick.
Hawkeye slid the espresso onto the counter in front of Roy, who immediately got to work on his next project. Ed was both relieved and exasperated by how quickly Al's mood went from confused dejection to absorbed in the stupid task.
"I'm going to go check on my bars." Ed said abruptly, heading to go by the oven while this played out. Maybe Roy would tire of it.
Al watched him go for a moment, wondering once again what he had done wrong. It had been a while since he'd seen his brother. Was he mad at him? He hadn't sent as many letters as he used to, but he hadn't gotten the new address until recently!
A sound of delight made him turn back to see what was happening in the espresso cup. The girl who had let this man put a bird in her latte was still at the counter, watching, and she'd made the noise as the swirling designs had become a wreath in the cup. But he wasn't done there. He made little loops to connect them, and Al was amazed by his skill to make such tight and clear lines with milk. It was starting to look like some sort of badge, but Al couldn't sort out what kind. He tilted his head to try and make it out, and then the artists was turning the mug so Al could see it as the artist had seen it. Al had been seeing it upside down, but now that it was right side up, he saw, "It's a lion! Whoa! That's really amazing!" He said without really thinking about it. He gave a laugh and said, "I wish I could have coffee!"
"You could have a hot chocolate." The man with such dark hair and eyes said. There was something about his look, something unreadable even as he smiled pleasantly at Al. Maybe that's why Ed didn't like him. Ed didn't like it when he couldn't figure something out, and he certainly didn't seem like the kind of guy who would be artsy and love animals!
"Well yeah, but I don't really have any money on me." He blushed as he said it, suddenly realizing how this sounded. He wouldn't have been able to have a coffee even if he could. He'd just meant it to express how much he liked the art, a way to let the man know it was so good he'd want it himself if he could. He didn't know how to explain that though, especially given how embarrassed he suddenly was about it.
The man laughed pleasantly. "I was offering, not trying to make a commission. What do you think, Hawkeye, can we afford to get the kid a hot chocolate on the house?"
"My name's Al." Al piped up before another blush spread on his cheeks. It shouldn't matter if this guy knew his name, but he was always 'one of the kids' back home. Only Al to his peers, never to the adults.
"Right, of course. Hello Al. I'm Roy, co-owner of this café here and therefore allowed to treat an employee's brother."
"You're Ed's boss?" Al's eyes widened again.
"One of them." The large blonde woman behind the bar said as she set down another drink. Al hadn't yet accepted a hot chocolate, and she hadn't even acknowledged Roy's request, and yet he was pretty sure this newest drink on the counter was exactly that. Al didn't like handouts, but somehow, this didn't feel like that. He eyed the woman. She seemed kind of scary to him, and yet he got a feeling she had a kind soul. Before he could say anything though, she had moved on, keeping busy behind the bar.
"Do you like bunnies Al?" Roy asked as he seemed to be preparing his utensils for some more art.
In a quiet, amazed voice, Al whispered, "They're my favorite."
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"I got Disney Plus for the month" Ed cut into Al's chattering about the bunny Roy had made him and how good the hot chocolate was and how nice his bosses are. He simply couldn't take any more of it. Al hadn't said a word about the apartment, and Ed was afraid he couldn't think of anything nice to say about it and so felt like he had to go on about the things he did like. The boy had said a few nice things about the meal and had genuinely seemed to enjoy it. Ed had been torn between making Al something really neat and special to show him that Ed too had talents, but he had decided on their mother's Mac and Cheese recipe. He could tell that it had made Al a little emotional, so the boy hadn't said that much about it, but Ed could at least take comfort in knowing that he had enjoyed it, that it had meant something to him.
But here he was, talking about fucking Roy again, and he simply couldn't guarantee he wasn't going to snap soon if it went on. "I figured you might enjoy picking out something to watch."
Al's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously. Now if only Ed had a decent TV. His current one was just a 32'' monitor pretty much. The curbside pick up couch was pushed most of the way into the small living room just to be somewhat close both for better viewing, and so that Ed didn't have to turn up the volume very high. Hawkeye got persnickety about TV noises carrying to her apartment.
"Here, let me get it up for you, and you can go through the catalogue." Ed said, grabbing the remote.
"Are you going to watch with me?" Al asked, eyes shining.
"Yeah buddy. But I will need to be in and out with my baking, and I have some studying to do too, so don't mind if I'm moving around or on the computer." Ed said, handing the remote over to Al now that he was in the kids section of Disney's movie collections.
Al flopped onto the couch and nuzzled his way in. Ed tossed him a throw blanket which Al pulled around him despite the apartment being more than warm enough. "Thanks Ed." Al said, a content smile on his face.
"Any time Al." Ed replied, sitting back down at the two person dining table he'd squeezed between the kitchen and living room. It was a tight fit, but it was easier to study at a table.
As Al got immersed in the TV, Ed, muting his computer, brought up videos on latte art, paying close attention to any videos of the art being done with the cup resting on the countertop, which he saw wasn't entirely rare. Roy's way was never the only the one.
So the last two months, I didn't do the comment lottery because I wasn't really doing anything creative on my blog. But with my liveblogs starting back up, reminder that I'll do the lottery again. This is for comments that reference something I've actually contributed (so like, if you reply with some kind of lore from Gargoyles I don't know about, I appreciate the comment, but it doesn't really count as interacting with MY creativity if that makes any sense).
@docholligay I can't believe you have me writing fanfiction for your COMPLETELY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE COFFEE SHOP AU for a show about magic military people jfc what have you done to me
"I still haven't taught this to Ed, though I usually teach all our baristas how to do it. I haven't figured out how to adapt it for someone with only one hand yet." Roy said it casually, easily, as though the act of pouring enough liquid from one container to another until only the surface tension kept the liquid from spilling, was no trouble at all. And all that risk of spilling for a silly design that didn't do anything for the drink's taste. "If he keeps making treats our partner Hughes would die over, he can probably get away without learning."
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This poll is about pure muscle, so this is without use of transformations, devices, or magic.
Who would win an arm wrestling match?
Furiosa (Mad Max Fury Road)
Makoto Kino (Sailor Moon)
I don't know these characters
Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours
*This tier falls under the "above average/combat strong" tier of my previous strenght polls. Their tier was decided on by percentage of votes on those polls
Ugh! Love this! Demona saying goodbye to everything she's ever known, everything she can never have back again. She'll carry the sorrow and pain for both of them, for much longer than even she can imagine now.
This moment will always be FASCINATING to me! Not that it doesn't make sense or I can't understand it. But Demona has literally reached what I think of as the deciding moment in what will become her war against humanity, but she turns her back on raising the last of her clan, leaving their eggs in the hands of humans. And the first human she sees is the Magus. She knows enough of magic that I think she now is starting to understand how the remnants of her clan are now stone.
I can see this as a moment of rare penance. The price she'll pay for her mistakes so that she never has to look at those mistakes again because they've been paid for? To accept banishment from what remains of her clan. Denying herself the chance to lead their progeny?
I can also see this moment as one of believing that it's too close to dawn. That to go down there and kill the humans might not happen quick enough for them to get away anyhow. Or leave the eggs in risk being out, unprotected, while she is stone during the day.
It could also be a moment of her not feeling capable of handling the task of raising a clan alone.
It could be a little bit of all of these or something else, but it's nothing if not absolutely fascinating af to me.
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And since we're a show for kids, we get this moment. She is fully capable of seeing the ways she is culpable, and she refuses to face it. She will place all the burden, hers and more, at the feet of Robert and Hakon and the vikings and all of humankind if it can save her from looking directly in the face every step she took away from preventing this.
And she waited too long. She was so caught up in her own head and in her own plans that she forgot to consider what Goliath would do in the wake of his discovery. She forgot to consider that he might go into battle and who knows what could happen there.
There's no way she could have anticipated this though of course. I love the horrified confusion on her face. In some ways, this is more horrifying than the sight she came upon after waking. That she understood. This makes no sense whatsoever, and after the knots she has surely been twisting herself into up until now, how jarring!!