Sayla: ≖‿≖* Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? You two are swords. Not people.
Heine: Coming from a book, that's rich. ≖‿≖*
Juliet: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) And at least we're PEOPLE. You're a dirty, stinky demon.
Sayla: Coming from the walking loli jailbait trash, I'll refrain from laughing. (╬ಠ益ಠ) END-sama doesn't need little brats like you. Better crawl back to that fossil who made you. ≖‿≖
Heine: (╬≖_≖) Juliet's face notwithstanding, the rest of our bodies are VERY mature. crosses arms under chest emphatically
Juliet: What about my adorable, gorgeous face?! ٩(๑ `н´๑)۶
Sayla: ≖‿≖ Keep coping, brats. Fact is you're probably a couple years old at best. END-sama has no business cradle-robbing when he has his eternally loyal Etherious wife dedicated to him. ≖‿≖
Heine: Pffffffft. Why would he want a hag that's been around for centuries? ≖‿≖ Biologically we are 21. The ideal youthful age~
Juliet: Ne, ne. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) And we're not servants! Natsu doesn't like enslaving women. We're more like sexy sidekicks~ (๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )
Heine: jabs elbow into Juliet's side PARTNERS. ≖‿≖* The only partners he'll ever need. But of course Natsu is magnanimous and keeps a bunch of floozies around out of the good of his heart. ≖‿≖*
Sayla: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You poor deluded babies. I said I was his wife. Just because I'm as faithful as a maid doesn't mean I'm below his station. We're equals. You two are just tools. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Heine: Better a tool than a useless dusty tome~
Sayla: Excuse you, I'm a living, breathing Kamasutra. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What's END-sama even supposed to do with two rusty swords?
Juliet: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Well. We're more like sheaths? You know, when he sticks his-
Heine: (╬ಠ益ಠ) clamps a hand over Juliet's mouth S-SILENCE, PEST!!!
Sayla: (╬≖‿≖) uses her Macro to force them into a lewd position with one another and lock them in the closet If you're going to be depraved sluts, you can do each other and listen to me and END-sama rearrange the house together. Making such sweet music. (╬≖‿≖)
Heine: How the hell did we forget she could do this?! (⊙▂⊙✖ )
Juliet: Stupid evil succubus… (๑ `н´๑)