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Uno Card Reverse Trick or Treat! I am handing you candy (I hope the picture upload works…). It’s Amira tamarind candy that I used to love as a kid. I’ve just looked at the ingredients list for the first time in my life–it’s 58% sugar!!

aw!!!!!!!!! i’ve never had tamarind before, i wish there was a place where you could try small quantities of things just to see if you like them (i’m p sure this place is ‘restaurants’ but i mean like...i just wanna try maybe 1/4tsp of the fruit)

I’ve got no patience for that.

What if it’s not even a sad song? It’s just about Andraste’s faithful companion, and the Orlesians in the group are like, “Why are you all crying!?”

I'm going through my dash so I already know the reason why you said this an hour ago and my only reaction is: NO, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, PAST-PETTY! MY DASH WAS MINION-FREE!

You all asked for it in the chat

You are not free of this sin

HELLO FRIEND

re: this post, the mulan one is “monstrous regiment”, and one of the greatest things my eyeballs and ears have ever beheld, and it was the first discworld book I heard the audio of and immediately went back to actually read. 

“monstrous regiment” is one of the later books, so some of the plots of the earlier ones will be be spoiled, but imo, and as someone who was spoiled for earlier books by reading/listening to later books first, its just that much more exciting when you finally meet the people for the first time and get to see how they came to be where they were when you first met them. on the other hand, I would personally recommend reading the first two Watch books, because one of the best recurring gags of the Disc is characters not knowing the identity of one of the watch members that is a fantastic reveal in the second book of that series. ANYWAYS.

“monstrous regiment” is a delight, i cannot imagine how it would disappoint you. good times lie ahead. 

re: the robot uprising, that is “feet of clay” which is the third book in the Watch series. The watch books are, to my knowledge, the most popular of the all the series, and very very worth your time. “Feet of clay” specifically, is fantastic, for reasons of character development and sneaky bastards being sneaky, and ladieeees. 

The Death books are a delight to the soul, my most favourite of them is “soul music” bc rock and roll, which’s summary in the post was “live fast die young musicians do it well (wizards try and fail at doing it well)” by astriferousssss

oh right, kotonoha no niwa! I knew I’d tagged it before, but I just couldn’t remember, like I seemingly can’t do any old time, when that anime turns up on my dash.