#screenwipe

Charlie: (talking about Jeremy Kyle) And sometimes, he's, well, he's a bit like this Jeremy Kyle: Will you do me a favour? Take those glasses off a minute. You're too beautiful Charlie: So traumatised and beautiful Jeremy Kyle: You know what, too intelligent, you're far too sweet for that man Charlie: That's it, cry on me Jeremy Kyle: I'll go further sweetheart, I think you're beautiful Charlie: Ohhh, cry on it Jeremy Kyle: I'm old enough to be your dad, sadly Charlie: Oh fucking cry on it bitch Jeremy Kyle: I don't mean that as it sounds Charlie: Mm you're so beautiful, oh

King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?

these little fuckers have never been on screen together yet they're eating up my brain thinking time make it make sense charlie brooker

(The context here: Brian Limond’s now-internet-famous Limmy character was first introduced to a lot of non-Scottish Brits when he appeared on one of Charlie Brooker’s satirical TV shows, Weekly Wipe. Limmy was one of several comedians-playing-a-character-presented-as-a-segment host, and not imho the funniest.)

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