#scp techno

What did he look like? Hmm, couldn’t tell you. I think he said something at some point. What was he wearing? I don’t know, but he was wearing something.

The SCP foundation is looking for this creature that causes security cameras to fizz and leaves trails of blood that match no known dna. They don’t even know if it’s human. No one can catch this anomaly. Dr. Phil of the Foundation is put on the case. Meanwhile, he takes the new intern, whose name he can’t quite seem to remember (it was tech something right? It was an odd name certainly. Dr. Phil’s degree in ancient history told him it was in old one.) is helping him track the Scp down. The new intern is weird, admittedly, but Dr. Phil’s other inter, Ranboo is also very odd, so he’s a veteran that this kind of thing.

Also, he keeps finding odd bloop stains on the new interns clothes. Concerning, but best not to ask too many questions at the Foundation.

I like the idea of the Blood God being an SCP with parasitic tendencies and Techno being the guy who it attaches itself to. Since it's in line with my dsmp headcanons (ie. Techno himself not being the Blood God but merely a conduit).

The Blood God would be SCP-(insert random number) and Techno is designated by the foundation as SCP-(insert same random number)-A. Though, aside from the parasitic god, he's literally just some guy. He gets taken into custody by the foundation both for his own safety and that of others.

When containment procedures are met, interacting with Techno is not dangerous and actually pretty chill. On the contrary, the Blood God gets agitated when its host is agitated, so keeping Techno safe and sound is actually paramount. He has a bed, gets fed well, and the head scientist (a Dr. Philza Craft) is free to interact with him to offer companionship, sometimes letting his interns interact with Techno also.

Containment procedures are pretty simple:

No blood should ever be within 15 feet of Techno, unless he spilled it himself. This includes blood samples or dried blood.

A bell must be provided for Techno to ring every few hours.

Once a month, Techno must spill blood as a sacrifice to the Blood God. Animals suffice, but humans are better. The amount of blood needed to sate the Blood God can be variable and depends on how agitated it is.

Strategy games such as risk, chess, competitive video games, etc should be provided. Games that Techno can 'win' in seem to keep the Blood God calm for longer and lower the amount of blood needed for a sacrifice.

Techno is functionally immortal (doesn't age and seems incapable of bleeding out, despite feeling the pain of any inflicted wound). Attacking him or trying to harm him usually ends terribly for the attacker. They did a lot of tests at first - also to figure out the containment procedures. But Dr. Philza currently doesn't allow tests anymore, they were both too distressing for Techno and too costly in Class-D subjects.

You’re the only one who can save him (the only reason he needs to be saved)

DAILY ASK S2 №9

Theme: You think you can do better?

In the last season I teleported the fault crew to meet their dsmp counterparts. In most cases, they judged the other heavily. So, now I propose to you another question: if they were in the same situation, could they do any better?

Each one of the crew members gets teleported to a specific event in their dsmp counterpart's life. They have to get through the event, however long that takes. Then they get teleported back. For Tubbo their system teleports with them and for The Blade the voices and BG goes with him too. They get teleported into the body of their dsmp self. But we're also assuming that Tubbo can control the human body for whatever reason because it'd be very inconvenient if they couldn't.

1. Tommy appears on the beaches of exile, right before Dream is about to show up and discover his hidden stash. He is given the general information of the situation: dsmp!Tommy caused the explosion of a house of one of Dream's friends, then Tubbo exiled him and he has been in exile ever since. Dream visits every once in a while to give him food and to insult him. He has a secret stash in which he hid some materials. Techno is in a cabin a bit away from there and the last time they met Techno blew up his country. Philza is somewhere in L'manburg and doesn't particularly care. What does he do?

2. Philza gets teleported to his first appearance on the server. So during the Pogtopia vs Manberg war, while Wilbur is about to blow everything including himself up. He is given some general background information: Wilbur has been sending dsmp!Phil very suspicious letters, before promptly dissapearing, so he decided to come visit and check if everything is alright. He knows that it's not. He knows that something very bad is about to happen if he doesn't reach him. If anything, the sounds of battle and withers clue him in. He knows where Wilbur could be. Does he manage to save his son?

3. For Wilbur, the event is the Pogtopia vs Manberg war as well. He drops in just the morning before. He knows that L'manberg was a country his dsmp self built from the ground up and fought for. Except, when they held elections, he lost to these cheaters, Schlatt and Quackity, who renamed his country and habe reigned as tyrannical rulers ever since. He and his friends were exiled and planning a revolution for a while now and the time finally came. Fault! Wilbur is also probably vaguely aware of his dsmp counterpart's mental state at the moment. All of that "are we the bad guys" stuff. And the button room! Does he manage to lead a revolution and not die in the process?

4. For The Blade, the event he gets teleported to is the Manberg festival. He's given the information that he has been helping Pogtopia with making a revolution against the tyrannical rulers that exiled them from their own country and that Manberg decided to organise a mildly suspicious festival that they were invited to for some reason. He also knows that Tubbo is a double spy for Pogtopia. Does he firework them? Maybe he gets captured trying not to? Who knows!

5. Tubbo is plopped down into the events of the Manberg festival as well, the morning of. They're given the info that they're working as a double spy for Pogtopia who are currently making a revolution against the tyrannical rulers of Manberg. Dsmp! Tubbo is a secretary for Schlatt, the aforementioned ruler, and he asked them to organise a festival which they've been working on for a while now. Oh also they have to give a speech, have fun with that lmao. Do they manage to avoid getting fireworked in the face?

6. Extra: I noticed that for 2 pairs the event they're ending up in are exactly the same, just from a different perspective. If you want to, you can talk about what would happen if Philza and Wilbur were in their event simultaneously and what would happen if Tubbo and The Blade were in their event simultaneously. But! They don't know that both of them are there at the same time >:)