Homestuck characters at school (Humanstuck)
Karkat: Blasting his headphones to drown out the morons beside him who won't shut their talk-blasters, without realizing the entire class can hear his romcom soundtrack.
Kankri: Preparing a speech for Speech and Debate while running for School President and downing his third cup of coffee. Getting yelled at for constantly checking his Tumblr and threatend by his pupils for consistently barging in on people's business.
Aradia: Paying close attention to the teacher, and asking an abundance of questions
Damara: In the principle's office for smashing Rufioh's head into the lunch table and smoking cigarettes on campus.
Tavros: Daydreaming about wild adventures and Pupa Pan, then realizing he's behind on notes.
Rufioh: In the nurse's office after getting his head beaten in by a table.
Sollux: Skipping literature to reside in the Computer Lab and hack the school's system into giving him an A for that class and to clear his absence. Then, writing viruses.
Mituna: Skipping with Latula and getting told to take off his helmet
Nepeta: Attempting to understand geometry by doodling in her math notes
Meulin: Running a matchmaker service in the cafeteria and ruining everyone's relationships by accident
Kanaya: Trying to ignore the hiddeous "trendy outfits" around her alongside the kids who like to use juvenile 6th grade jokes as an outlet to their inner depression. Finding resource in the library to study.
Porrim: Getting Kankri out of trouble with his classmates. Swooning most of the school.
Terezi: Trying to figure out who stole her glasses and hitting people with her cane in the face of justice.
Latula: Skipping with Mituna and being a total B4D 4SS
Vriska: Stealing Terezi's glasses and cheating off her phone during tests.
Aranea: Also running for school president. Assisting in the library and spreading rumors on accident.
Equius: Enjoying two gym classes and an additional weight training class, accidentally breaking the majority of the equipment and internally panicking about having to pay for it.
Horuss: Being everyone's handy man and repairing virtually anything and everything. Also constantly daydreaming about Ruhfio.
Gamzee: Being made fun of for his face paint and coming to school high. Laughing with his bullies like they're his greatest pals.
Kurloz: Not being made fun of because everyone is batshit terrified of this motherfucker
Eridan: Bragging about his grade on his history exam but then raising hell for managing to fail English for refusing to work in a team.
Cronus: Only goes to gym to pick up the ladies. Failing gym on account of not participating because everyone is playing "unfair :("
Feferi: Making good grades, while prepping for the cheer team meet. Accidently being stuck up but people like her anyway.
Meenah: Bullying people but sticking up for some. Only some. She would do cheer but it's overrated. She's Queen Bee but doesn't really care, because she's on top in her mind anyway.
John: Busy planning his next prank on Dave and Karkat, and arguing in the middle of the library about his favorite movies and how they're the best creations known to MANKIND.
Jane: Frusterated with people making Betty Crocker references and doing her work but still getting test anxiety.
Dave: Constantly getting bitched at for wearing his glasses and refusing to take them off. Making passing grades and snapping yet another obscure photo for photography club. No one talks about photography club. No one. Did someone say pho-
Dirk: Really? He watches My Little Pony FOR ACADEMIC REASONS ONLY. Comes close to beating Sollux with his technological skills. Very socially inept on occasion. Argues with teachers on why they're wrong.
Rose: Making straight A's and achieving over a 5.0 thanks to AP classes. Studying virtually everywhere and annoying classmates with questions that cause teachers to go on tangents. Writing convoluted wizard stories when she's beyond ahead of everyone else.
Roxy: Comes to school late and drunk but that's okay. Being a good GOOD friend and listening. Also constantly falling asleep in class. Running an Anti-Bullying program.
Jade: Talking gleefully to her friends and gardening some pretty amazing plants in her science class. Running five clubs.
Jake: The ladies man. No really. Like no I'm not kidding they really dig this guy for some reason. Gets yelled at for watching Netflix on his phone in class.
Calliope: Writing fanfiction in the middle of science.
Claiborne: He's the high school bully. Picks on everyone and makes Crocker References. He's relentless and will stop at nothing.
Andrew Hussie: The Principle of this shithole.
Doc Scratch: Assistant Principle. No one likes this guy
