#scatterbrains

scout kissing the mercs yes it is different

scout: he likes to sneak up on blu. get him while hes distracted, then wrestle him until hes pinned and just go for it. has a 99% success rate of going further.

soldier: being within arms reach of soldier is dangerous territory. its like a game. how close can you get without soldier breaking your bones [accidentally or on purpose]. scout can usually throw an arm around soldier casually and get away with it, since hes a pretty touchy person. so sometimes he likes to lean in a little closer. soldiers lips are chapped, and he thinks about buying him some chapstick. all thoughts are subsequently squashed as soldier starts moving.

pyro: listen we all know pyro loves scout. but how does scout feel? scout likes pyro! but hes completey obvious. at least scout will kiss the homies goodnight. scout will press a smooch to pyros forehead in passing, and maybe one or two [if pyro plays their cards right] once theyre separating for the night from whatever they were doing. the texture of the mask is interesting, but he otherwise doesnt mind it.

demo: oh scout loves kissing demo. demos lips are just so soft, and he holds scout so gently. it makes him want to melt. his favorite way to kiss demo is by climbing in his lap and with demos head in his hands. also has a very good success rate of going further, granted that there are no other people around. no, scout, demo will not fuck you on the couch in front of the rest of the team.

heavy: scout likes to kiss heavy in battle. hear me out okay. scout is either right next to heavy in battle or on the complete other side of the map. so when he does happen to be right next to heavy, and neither of them are actively dying or being shot at, he likes to go up on his tippy toes and drag heavy the rest of the way down for a little smooch. scout likes the adrenaline rush from tasting the blood in his mouth.

engie: scout likes to kiss engie when hes either in the kitchen or his workshop. or on the field or when hes working on snipers truck or- he just likes to kiss engie when hes focused. engie has joked that he gets off on being a distraction but really scout just likes how intense he looks. how natural he fits into whatever setting. cooking is a big one. it just feels so..domestic. something about it just feels right to scout and he wants to be a part of it.

medic: scout kisses medic like hes trying to fight him. maybe its his way of trying to be dominant. maybe its because medic makes him nervous. maybe its both. either way hes pressing into him hard. medic will usually laugh at him, and thats when scout tries to get handsy. very very high success rate.

Starting from the bottom is Soldier: Very obvious here, war criminal, basically homeless, has a raccoon for a pet for godsake. Way to into joining a war then anyone should be really. He's a lawyer yes, but everything else just can't be ignored. He's also very loud, he needs someone who can tune Scout out not match his energy.

Sniper: Same reason, he doesn't care if Sniper's an aussie or a kiwi. Everything else about Sniper is relatively...okay, at least he has enough manners, just keep it away from him. But that can't exactly happen when the jar pissing, van life, hunts for his food, man is dating his son.

Saxton: Way too old for Scout, also way too dangerous for him as well. While yes, is rich so it able to provide, but he can also provide Scout death as getting into deadly situation is literally his hobby (srry if too short idk what else to say about Saxton)

Medic: While yes, way to old for Scout. At least he knows that Medic will treat Scout right. Provide for him protect him heal him, really just keep Scout in check when he's getting too reckless. But he also knows that Medic is bashit crazy and wants to experiments in ways then just science. And he sadly knows that Scout is more then willing to comply.

Engineer: Similar to Medic, Engie can provide, protect, defend, and keep Scout's head out of clouds. But...he's from Texas...Now don't give him shit because he said he didn't care if Sniper's Aussie. Being Texan is a whole different thing. He's been there unfortunately for way longer then he'd like to admit. And he does not like the place, and some of the people there. Kind people really, but also messy people as well.

Demoman: A real good drinking buddy, but a boyfriend? To Scout? Very hit or miss, on one hand, he's hardworking, attentive, responsible. But from what he's learned he has many jobs, meaning that Demo's too busy for Scout. Also a very heavy drinker, he knows that Demo would never hurt Scout in his state of drunkness. But he does know that Scout is someone that can easily be influenced and thus become a drunker as well.

Heavy: The man's an actual good candidate for dating Scout. He's smart, strong, knows how to provide, protect. Can keep Scout down to earth. He just finds importance in things that really shouldn't hold that much importance. Sasha? Sandwiches? Really? If there comes a time where Heavy had to choose Scout over Sasha. Spy knows that Heavy's choosing Sasha, sure with hesitation but he still chooses a gun over an actual being

Pyro: Pyro's a very respectable man. He can keep up with Scout while slowing him down, overall get along with Scout the most. Always hanging around him and being able to share most of Scout's interest. It's just...the pyro vision really, Spy thinks that might effect Scout somehow. Also the fire, but Pyro's a professional.