#save rooster

Dagger Squad: ...

Hangman: I was once a candy stripper.

Rooster: *chokes on his beer*

Phoenix: That's "striper".

Rooster: Something happened these weeks that completely changed me.

Maverick: Oh, you didn't see Hangman lose his swim trunks, did you?

[On the phone]

Hangman: Hello?

Rooster: *whispering* Jake, it's Bradley. I have to talk to you. I was kidnapped.

Hangman: Stop right there. Let me switch to a secure line.

Rooster: …

Hangman: All right. When you were kidnapped, what were you wearing? Do you currently have access to your nipples?

Rooster: What? N-No, Jake, I-I was kidnapped by terrorists!

Hangman: Oh, my God, you're so bad at sexy phone calls.