#satan prayer

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He's walking around the stage spookily gesturing at the crowd for over a minute.

Whenever I hear this line, my brain conjures up the image of Nihil splayed out on the sofa like a dead fish, mouth gaping open and looking half dead already - only to startle and yelp when Cardi plops himself next to him, putting all his weight right on top of Nihil’s left hand.

Cardi probably never would have dared do this while Nihil was still alive. But I bet he thought about it. Viciously.

I bet that man stared right at Nihil from the arm of another chair, silently cussing him out for hogging the entire sofa while he, Cardi, was forced to sit upon the arm of Sister’s chair. He does not notice how Sister takes the opportunity to brush his elbow a few times. He’s too preoccupied with his hatred… that is, until he realises that he’s now in a position Nihil must surely envy, as down-bad as the old fart is.

Once Cardi has that brainwave, he flaunts his good fortune. Sister’s subtle affection is returned, and soon, they’re both patting each other, leaning on each other, poking each other, giving each other little half-hugs - and Nihil is left glowering at them, interpreting things entirely the wrong way. His sofa feels very empty and lonely now that he has to watch this.

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Okay, Children of Ghost, I have heard rumors that at both the Baltimore and Atlanta shows there were many congregants who did the confused dog "awoo?" head tilt at Satan Prayer. And honestly, I find that image both adorable and hilarious--but I'm here to help you out.

This song is why I was so confused when Skeletá came out and I saw people sobbing, "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MENTION OF GOD ON THIS ALBUM WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

There are many Gods. Within the tangle of tossed panties, incense and sociopathic plushies we refer to collectively as "Ghost lore," Christians worship the Tyrant God.

WE WORSHIP THE GOD KNOWN AS SATAN. So, there's time to catechize yourself if you're headed to a U.S. ritual. This prayer is prime fanfic detail material if you've not yet familiarized yourself with it.

I am genuinely disappointed in Nashville.

Oh how I wish I was there😞🤘

Video length: 0:23 seconds!

(Btw I found a bunch of people on TikTok post this but no one really knows the original creator. If any of you know, I’d appreciate it if you were to tell me so I could credit them!💜)