Sasodei week day 1: kids
Deidara gets so enthusiastic about meeting a fellow artist but sensory issued Sasori is absolutely not happy to be touched with mouth hands
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Sasodei week day 1: kids
Deidara gets so enthusiastic about meeting a fellow artist but sensory issued Sasori is absolutely not happy to be touched with mouth hands
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@sasodeiweek day 2 ! weakness/vulnerable
didn't get day 1 done but here's day 2, the aftermath of a fight that... didn't go as well as intended. but hey.
"you looked pretty good out there, my man"
"for once. please. shut the hell up."
FINALLY, it's done!! Remember when i posted a teaser of Chapter 1 A YEAR AGO??? i know i've totally missed @sasodeiweek 2025, and understand if you can't put this in the AO3 collection, but here it is nonetheless:
Thunderstruck (AO3) - a music/rock band/pop-star AU featuring Deidara-the-rocker and Sasori-the-cellist
Summary: First chair cello for the Sunagakure Philharmonic Sasori knows he is struggling to move past his break up with retired conductor Third, while front-man to the pop-metal band C4 Deidara chafes at restrictions set by his label, Masked Man Records. When "chance" brings the two musicians together for a concert in Sunagakure, their lives are irrevocably changed.
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Sasori/Deidara (end-game), Sasori/Third Kazekage (post-break-up and man is this ex annoying), Deidara/Uchiha OC (regrets were had), Naruto/Gaara (because who doesn't want to see homicidal-maniac-dark-place Gaara be metaphorically reborn?), teensy glimpse of Kakuzu/Hidan.
Characters: Sasori, Deidara, Third Kazekage, Obito-as-"Madara", Gaara, Naruto (first time ever writing him despite being in the fandom for how long??), Konan, Yahiko, Hidan and Kakuzu (briefly)
Tags: (im so sorry there's a lot... it's been a long time since i tagged things and this piece got complicated...)
Words: 35,677 Chapters: 5
click here to read!! love you all so much ❤️💛
*Sasori and Deidara snuggled in bed together* Deidara: Danna, do you love me? Sasori: Why do you feel the need to ask this question every time after we have relations? Deidara: Because sometimes I think you only "like" me because you like my body, hm. Sasori: Well, rest assured ... *kisses Deidara's forehead* I love you very much, the same way that I love ALL of my possessions. Deidara: Wait, what? Sasori: You know, like my puppets, my herbs and tonics, my -- Deidara: I am NOT your possession, Sasori! I'm not some toy, I'm a human being with feelings and opinions and ideas and -- Sasori: Would it make you feel better if I said that you owned me, as well? Deidara: ... I do? Sasori: Mm. You do. You own my mind, my body, and most importantly, my heart. All of me. Deidara: So, you're MY toy, then? Sasori, sighing: I really don't like to look at it that way, brat. Deidara: Can I take you to show off to Hidan tomorrow?! Sasori: *the next day* Deidara, sitting with Sasori on his lap, moving around Sasori's arms and legs* Deidara: ... and if you press this button, a laser shoots out of his hand! Hidan: That's pretty damn cool, blondie! *reaches over and grabs Kakuzu's arm* If you shake mine's arm around like this, threads pop out, and they can sew ANYTHING together! Even human skin! Deidara: That's awesome, hm! Ohh, if mine gets mad, there's a purple liquid that comes out of his skin that can -- Sasori, to Kakuzu: Let me guess, Hidan asked him if you loved him, right? Kakuzu: Mm. Sasori: And you told him that he "owned" you, right? Kakuzu: Mm. Sasori: Mm. @sasodeiweek
Happy SasoDei week everyone!
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Day 1, Th 22 - Kid!SasoDei / Fairytales
Sasori fell under the influence of a strange ninjutsu

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*Chiyo walking into Sasori’s room*
Chiyo: Boy. Clean this room up, and then clean yourself up. We’re having visitors today.
Sasori, working on a puppet: “We”? You told me that the Tsuchikage of Iwagakure was coming to see you for medical advice. What does that have to do with me?
Chiyo: *sighs* None of your sass today, child. He’s bringing one of his students with him, for you to play with. He’s —
Sasori, disgustedly: Play?? What am I, an infant? I'm eleven years old, I’m too old to play. I’d rather keep on with my —
Chiyo: *slams her hand down on Sasori’s desk* You either cooperate with me or I’m lighting a fire and burning all of this to the ground. The choice is yours.
Sasori:
*later that afternoon*
Onoki: *bowing his head* Chiyo-san. It’s a pleasure to see you again. We thank you for allowing us into your home. *gestures to the boy beside him* This is my student Deidara. Deidara, this is Chiyo-sama and her grandson, Sasori.
Chiyo: Well aren’t you a handsome young man? Sasori, take Deidara to your room and entertain him while the Tsuchikage and I talk.
Sasori: Do I have —
Chiyo: *elbows Sasori sharply*
Sasori, sighing, putting on a fake smile: Come on, Deidara-chan! Let’s go play in my room!
*the two go into Sasori’s room and Deidara’s eyes widen at all the puppets*
Deidara: Wow … did you make all these??
Sasori: Yes.
Deidara: That’s really impressive!
Sasori: Yes, I know. *goes to sit at his desk and continues working on the puppet from the morning*
Deidara: … so I take it you don’t have a lot of friends, huh? Because if you did you’d know that you don’t just ignore a guest, hm.
Sasori: I’m not ignoring you. I’m responding to you when you talk, aren’t I? I’m simply focusing the brunt of my attention on my art.
Deidara: Art?! This isn’t art; you’re just playing with dolls, like a girl!
Sasori: *turns to face Deidara* You’re mistaken. I’m creating things of beauty and perfection, pieces that will last for an eternity. That’s art.
Deidara: No, it’s not, hm. *pulls a small piece of clay from his pocket and molds it into a butterfly* Watch … *he has it float around the room, and suddenly explodes it in a small shower* That. THAT is art. A burst of fire and sparks. Art is an —
Sasori: *laughs* Are you crazy?! How is that art?? You’re just making a mess and a lot of unnecessary noise! Tsk, stupid brat!
Deidara: Don’t you call me a brat! Onoki-san said you’re only like two years older than me!
Sasori: But I’m obviously a ton smarter! And you said that “playing with dolls” makes me a girl?! You LOOK like a girl! With your stupid long blonde hair and stupid long eyelashes! And are you wearing nail polish?? God, you may as well be in a dress!
Deidara: Oh, yeah?! Well —
*later, as Onoki and Deidara are walking home*Â
Onoki: Well, after that treatment, I feel much better. And what about you, child? Did you enjoy your time with young Sasori?
Deidara: That boy is rude, and annoying, and he’s a weirdo, and he has NO idea what art is, and one day he’ll probably grow up and turn the whole world into those creepy puppets of his!
Onoki, startled: O-oh? I had no idea he was so —
Deidara, dreamily: We’re coming back next week, right? I can’t wait to see him again ~
Onoki:
*meanwhile, back in Suna*
Chiyo: … Sasori? What are you doing?
Sasori, standing at the stove: Practicing. Deidara said that the best sweet is dango, I say it’s sweet buns. I’m going to make him the best sweet buns of his life the next time he comes to visit. T-to prove him wrong, of course.
Chiyo:
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Day 3: band/rockstar/idol !!
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Rock n’ roll stars ✮
Kiss me thru the phone (3888 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Dom/sub, Orgasm Control, Begging, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Dom Sasori (Naruto), Phone Sex, without a single instance of 'haha what would you do if I was there', as it should be!!, Modern AU, Claires AU, if you know you know, Prompt Fic, Obsession/Possession, sighs deeply, Sasori being so obsessed with ownership and possession will be the death of me, and therefore all of yall too, we are all in the sasodei unit of the psychward…together, SasoDei Week (Naruto), sasodeiweek2024, SasoDei - Freeform Series: Part 3 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: Sasori owns Deidara. His control is absolute, derived from pure authority and devotion, inescapable and immutable, palpable even from this distance. Deidara knows better than to cum without his master's permission. SasoDei, Modern (90s) AU
Every one say thank you to @sasodeiweek once again getting my ass in gear to post something in time <3