#sasodeiweek2025

Hidan: Hey, blondie, red-eyes ... you guys ever wonder what it would be like to have a home? Itachi: I'm assuming you mean a REAL home, and not one of the hundreds of hideouts we've inhabited in the past few years? Hidan: Yeah. Like, what would that shit be like? Itachi: My ideal home would be a small cottage in the woods somewhere. Cozy, quiet, comfortable. *blushes slightly* And of course, to be able to come back to Kisame each night ... Hidan: Shit, the old bastard and his greed must be rubbing off on me, because I can see myself in some big-ass white house, with a huge yard, and all kinds of expensive furniture inside. Maybe somewhere on the beach, so I can work on my tan. And Kakuzu, if he hasn't kicked the bucket by then. What about you, blondie? Deidara: Honestly, it probably wouldn't matter to me where the place was or what it looked like, hm. Like you guys said, the important thing to me would be coming home to Danna every night. Itachi: That's really a rather sweet things for you to say, Deidara. You -- Deidara: Sasori up to his elbows in human entrails, random body parts scattered all over the carpet. The constant smell of blood and chemicals. Me blowing up the bodies he doesn't think are "suitable" into millions of pieces in the yard ... *sighs dreamily* Maybe one day our dreams will come true, hm. Itachi and Hidan:

Sasori: Dei ... what in the name of God are you doing? Deidara: Eating breakfast, Danna. Isn't that obvious? Geez, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one, hm. Sasori: I can see that you're eating, brat. However ... I may not remember much about my physical life as a human, but I'm fairly positive that ORANGE JUICE does NOT go in CEREAL. Because MILK goes in cereal. Deidara: But I don't like milk. And orange juice is healthy, isn't it? So why shouldn't I combine the two things together? Sasori: Because it's incredibly odd? Not to mention it sounds disgusting?? Deidara: You gut human beings and make them into puppets, hm. You don't really have the right to lecture ME on what's "disgusting". Sasori: You blow people up and call the ensuing rain of blood and body parts "art". Deidara: Oh yeah?! Well what about that time I caught YOU -- Kakuzu: Your entire relationship is an abomination that should have been prevented long before it began.