#samistired

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a swamp monster and just don't know about it. It's like everywhere I go there is suddenly water. Hey I'm in the back of the store where there is no place for water to come from oh look its flooded now. The bathroom hallway wasn't flooded when I got here what the shit. How the fuck is it raining in the cooler it's not even raining outside. None of this is cool cause I also hate water . Like drinking it's fine taking a shower okay fine I'll do it any other time water can fuck off.