#saltiest

I need Sam to have the saltiest face on earth in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier tv show. Like Sam don't even need to be on/near the field. Just do a cutaway straight to Sam hitting us with the salt.

Saltier than when Steve was stunting with his hot out the oven body.

Saltier than when Sam was ready to put hands on Bucky for wanting leg room, when Sam still paying off car repairs.

I want Sam so salty it'll give anyone near him high blood pressure. Just hit em' with the:

fic: has a cool plot, solid writing, several of my favorite tropes --

and a horribly dubby romance

to the point of character assassination, imo, ‘cause like. what part of the canon “I would never touch you while I was keeping secrets” translates to ‘does not take “no” for a fucking answer or understand that attraction is not consent’

i ask you

“Our enemies who we are required by politics to deal with, whom we know first hand are mccarthy-esque fascists, they say these people are dangerous (like how they’re always saying we’re dangerous), and they want to lock them up and experiment on them (you know, like they’re always trying to do to us).”

“Oh, well if they say so, it must be true.”

“Yes, let’s go make enemies of these people who’re minding their own business, who would make great allies for us. Because our enemies said so.”

“That sounds like a completely sound idea. We definitely shouldn’t talk to them at all, or do an investigation of our own.”

“No, definitely not. Let’s just take the word of the mccarthy-fascists and go in guns blazing.”

“Sounds perfect. Definitely won’t backfire at all.”

“Yep. Aren’t we so smart and in-character right now?”

// when I made larsa, 13 was the hot shit so i mostly wrote with 13 muses and 15 would still be something i haven’d done with larsa before but i bet it gets old really quickly without some fellow 12 muses yeah 8/

//yeah i’m also ...kind of picky with which xii muses i play with because they’re all my children and sometimes i feel like people dont Get Them. tbh i’m mostly just interested in rping with vaans or frans, but either are few and far between.  especially 1) a vaan that wants to ship and 2) a fran that does not want to ship, LMAO i. fucking give up. at this point i’m happy to interact with either muses if they’re well written

confession time: when i made this account i was super snobby about crossovers because it was hard for me to imagine balthier in any other ‘verse. however i’ve had a TON of fun with the IX muses so far, and even an axel muse who has an IX ‘verse that we’re plotting. and now i’m starting to rp with an auron too. so like, i’m warming to the idea of crossovers, even tho just about a month ago i was like ‘ew what. gross...crossovers. how...messy.’ and then i was like WOW IM SO LONELY FINE I’LL TRY IT and now it’s fun and i love it. idk where balthier would fit in with the XV and X ‘verses but i’m happy to have him in IX to frolic with muses on gaia

xkuja replied

I think it came out at a really unfortunate time, between two big announcements and all… …

me when everyone was celebrating recently that FFXIITZA sold a million copies: *goes to empty AO3 archive, looks at empty tumblr tags, empty everything* BITCH WHERE?? A MILLION COPIES WHERE? ON MARS?