When I was at uni, when you couldn't find something like a phone or a TV remote, Steve or Sally would usually say it was probably 'under my butt'. And usually it was because I just seem magnetically drawn to sitting on things, or things are magnetically drawn to my arse, I'm not sure which.
It's different now. Now whenever I lose my phone or the TV remote or my DS I almost always know where to find it. Now it's always under Susan's butt.

















