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100 Love By Chance INCORRECT quotes that might as well be correct.
I do not take any credit on these quotes. All I did was to compile and arrange them in a way that they’d follow a timeline.
ENJOY THE EFFECT OF MY BOREDOM!
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001
Ping: What's your default reaction when you see someone who's just too good-looking for this world?
Pond: I stare.
Pond: I smile.
Pond: Then I put down the mirror.
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002
Pete: What's the first thing you notice when someone comes up to you?
Tin: The audacity.
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003
Ae: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Pete.
Pond: What? Not everyone likes Pete.
Ae: Who doesn't?
Pond: Well -
Ae: Names, now. Give me their names.
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004
Can: That's one of my biggest fears.
Good: What is?
Can: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut.
Good, gasping: You would eat yourself?
Can: I would not even hesitate.
Techno: YOU DRAGGED ME OUT OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD JUST TO HEAR THIS?!
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005
Ae: I started school with straight A's.
[ Pete walks by. ]
Ae: Now I'm not even straight.
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006
Techno: I think you should-
Champ: I am not taking advice from someone who pronounces "g" in lasagna
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007
Ae: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Pond: Oh, no... Am I in trouble?
Ae: Take a guess.
Pond: No?
Ae: Take another guess.
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008
Technic: You need a hobby.
Kengkla: I have a hobby.
Technic: Obsessing over my brother isn't a hobby.
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009
Pete: Do you have any bags I can borrow?
Tin: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Pete: ...
Pete: A simple 'no' would have sufficed.
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010
Ae: *holds the door open for Pete* After you.
Pete: No, after you.
Ae: I insist, after you.
Pond: *pushes past both of them* After me.
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011
Tin: Love is dead. It never existed. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.
Can: *does something stupid but cute*
Tin: Hold up a second -
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012
Techno: Ae said he has butterflies in his stomach.
Can: Why would he eat butterflies?
Good: How will they come out?
Can: Even I wouldn't dare to eat butterflies.
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013
Ping: So is this thing between Ae and Pete supposed to be a secret?
Pond: Hardly. The only people who don't know Ae loves Pete are Ae and Pete.
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014
Type: Has anyone ever told you that you're damn smart?
Techno, grinning: No.
Type: At least you're surrounded with honest people.
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015
Pond: Ae can't be that good in everything. There's got to be something he's bad at.
Bow: Maybe he's a bad kisser.
Pete: No, he's good at that too.
Pond: ....
Ping: What?
Bow: What?
Pete: What?
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016
Pond: You kissed Pete?
Ae: In my defense, it was dark and Pete was looking utterly adorable.
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017
Tin: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
Can: I just told you I hate you.
Tin: Unclear.
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018
ChaAim: Don't say a word.
Pond: Fergalicious.
ChaAim: I said no words!
Pond: Oh I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.
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019
Can: How come "you're a peach" is a compliment but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?!
Type: Where do you even come up with these thoughts??
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020
*Techno does something stupid*
Kengkla: What an absolute idiot.
Kengkla: Can’t believe I’d kill for them.
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021
Ae: Pete is really good-looking.
Chompoo: Don't be jealous, P'Ae, you're good-looking too.
Ae: I am not being jealous, Chompoo, I am being gay.
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022
Pete: Will you two stop arguing?
Tin: We're not arguing. We're having a discussion.
Can: We too are having an argument!
Tin: Discussion.
Can: Argument!
Tin: Discussion.
Can: Argument!
Ae: Can't believe they're actually having an argument about if they're having an argument
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023
Officer: Okay, what are your names?
Good: Don't tell him, Can.
Officer, writing it down: Can.
Good: Oh...
Can: Way to go, Good.
Officer: ....
Can: Shit.
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024
Techno: Why are you two holding hands?
Ae: Studies show that holding hands relieve stress.
Techno: Oh, I thought you were dating or something.
Pete: We are. We're also very stressed.
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025
Pete: Are you alright?
Tin: Yes, why?
Pete: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.
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026
Can: I wasn't even that drunk.
Lemon: You were watching the television and laughing.
Can: So?
Lemon: The television wasn't even on.
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027
Pond: I dare you to kiss the first person who walks into this room.
Ae: That's stupid. I'm not going to-
[ Pete walks in ]
Ae: Well, I mean, a dare is a dare.
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028
Can: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Techno: Wasn't Good with you?
Good: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.
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029
Techno, tearing up: My cramps are so awful. I hate mother nature.
Kengkla: I'll screw mother nature up!
Kengkla: *throws trash everywhere*
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030
Pete: You don't want to admit it but if anyone else is mean to Can, you'd beat them up.
Tin: *scoffs* Not really.
Can, coming into the room with a pout on his face: Pond said he's gonna kick my ass.
Tin, standing up: Not if I kick his first.
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031
Pond: Are you alright?
Ping: Do you feel like you're going to pass out?
Ae, bleeding out: I can't. I have a date with Pete tonight.
Ping: ....
Ping: We need to discuss your priorities.
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032
Pete: I know you actually care for your supposed enemy, Can.
Can, internally: Act dumb.
Can: Who's Can?
Can, internally: not that dumb.
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033
Techno: I miss hanging out with Champ.
Type: Well, I'm still here.
Techno: It's not the same, Type. I can talk to Champ about the things I can't talk with you.
Type: Like?
Techno: Well, for instance, the annoying things you do.
Type, glaring: Techno...
Techno, pointing at Type: See? I can't talk to you.
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034
Technic: You're really bad with boundaries.
Kengkla: Name one boundary I've crossed.
[earlier]
Kengkla, picking the front door lock of No and Nic's house with a paper clip: Hey, can I come in?
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035
Pond: I know I have been talking about ChaAim all morning. But another thing I love about her is she just gets me.
Ae: Can she come get you right now?
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036
Can: What type of person do you like?
Tin: Small-eyed, loves food and football, dumb, sometimes cute, sometimes annoying, overprotective of their friends.
Can: That sounds just like me, except I'm not a girl.
Tin: Did I mention 'dumb'?
Can: Yeah...
Tin: Just making sure.
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037
Bow: Is that a hickey?
Pete: No... It's a mosquito bite.
Ae: *walks in* Hey guys.
Pond: Hi, mosquito.
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038
Techno: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Champ: Are you okay?
Techno: Ai'Can stole my fucking french fries!
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039
Pond: Wanna hear a joke?
ChaAim: Not really.
Pond: Oh, c'mon, please?
ChaAim: Fine.
Pond: Knock knock!
ChaAim: Come in.
Pond: ...
Pond: Seriously…
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040
Pete: Are you sure you aren't dating Tin?
Can: If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.
Pond: To be fair, if anyone of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
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041
Tar: I would die for you.
Tum: I'd die for you first.
Type, shouting across the field: No one here is dying!
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042
Techno: What's up, Ae?
Ae, after another day of dealing with Pond: My blood pressure, Captain.
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043
Tin: I've never had a best friend in my entire life.
Can: I'll be your best friend.
Tin: Now that I think about it, I've never had a boyfriend either.
Can: ...
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044
Ae: You know when I was your age...
Kengkla: You know when I was your height...
Ae: ...
Ae: Listen –
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045
Ae and Pete: *staring at each other lovingly*
Pond: *pops soda can open*
Ae: We were having a moment.
Pond: Yeah, and I'm having a soda.
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046
Can: You like me? You like my personalities?
Tin: That’s a normal reaction. I'm surprised too.
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047
Technic: What's this?
Kengkla: It's my to-do list.
Technic: Wow, that's cool! So you're starting to be-
Technic: ...
Technic: This just says 'Techno'
Kengkla, smirking: Yeah.
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048
Pete: Having something or someone to take care of has the ability to improve your mental health!
Techno: Like a kid?
Pete: Well yeah, or perhaps a plant, or-
Techno: I already have Can and Good and I don't see how it's improving my mental health in the slightest.
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049
Pond, texting: Where are you and Pete?
Ae: WE'RE FUCKING
Ae: GETTING [not delivered]
Ae: SOME LUNCH [not delivered]
Pond: OK, nvm
Ae: NO, WAIT [not delivered]
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050
No: I'm such an idiot.
Nic: ...
No: ...
Nic: ...
No: ...
Nic: If you're waiting for me to argue with you, P', it's gonna be a long night.
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051
Tin: *holding Can's hand*
Pete: FINALLY!
Pond: Who asked who?
Tin: I did. Kept it nice and short.
Can: You yelled, "Listen here, you little shit. I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me and it's goddamn time we acknowledge them!" drunk outside my house.
Tin: Nice and short.
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052
Can: Tin and I are no longer friends.
Tin: That's the worst way to admit we're dating, Cantaloupe.
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053
Kengkla: P'No, I think we should be more than friends.
Techno: Best friends?
Kengkla: No, more than that.
Techno: Mega best friends?
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054
Techno: FOUR MONTHS!
Champ: What?
Type: Oh my god, you finally figured it out.
Techno: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Champ: Huh...
Techno: - FOR FUCKING FOUR MONTHS!
Type: Your misery brings me a great joy.
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055
Pete: The food's too hot. I can't eat it.
Pond: …
Ping: ...
Ae: you're hot and I'd still eat y-
Bow, slamming her hands on the table: One meal. One peaceful meal is all I ask for.
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