okay so episode 1 thoughts
why did they deyassify my arianna? ofc sheβs gorgeous but i miss her blonde hair
i donβt find bryce on the show attractive but he looks good on ig. someone tell kenzie to grow out her bangs and get brown contacts NOW. her eyes are so big and bright im scared.
aniya thinking sheβll find her husband on love island is so cute and delusional. she just like me fr πββοΈ
so far, i love all the girls friendship
trinityβs makeup is tea, and beatriz would make a stellar pageant contestant (a paralympian miss usa or miss mexico? mama a national title behind you)
sincere i will personally see you in hell. i absolutely abhor suits with no shirt or tank tops underneath. in my dictatorship this would be illegal and punishable by death.
my bf called me crazy. I KNEW ZACH WAS GREEK. that nose and hair donβt lie. but also get that nepo baby off my island.
why bryce panick about being called a simp?? π€¨ THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!! its part of why i love sean, its so cute. but sean is about to be in a rude awakening when that door opens and beatriz ainβt there πππ
i loved the door q&a thing! it was cute and fun challengers style when a million people would be at the same door. as a bisexual perv: good job computah
AND THAT SHOT THROUGH THE DOOR WAY OF KC SITTING ALONE AT THE FIREPIT?? ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. god i love this production team.
beatriz is absolutely hilarious saying sheβd rather have another disability than listen to country music ππ what is her problem. and kenzie being like βim his first blondeβ as a fellow box blonde mama trust you have nothing to worry about. i see those roots.
also why is gabrielβs head so big?










