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paradise cove

gabriel took bea and trinity to the cove okay period. why he got trinity in the cuck chair i’m scared?? why gabe making out with people instead of asking questions like kayda? he literally just got here.

• if i was bryce, i’d have to blow up the cove SORRY 😭😭😭, like you’re not abt to embarrass me HANGING OFF THE BED

• between the inferiority complex abt work and getting kicked to the curb, he’s taking L after L man

• also get gabriel off my island. he has no interest in actually forming connections. all he does is flirt instead of actually getting to know the girls (re: “is it hot in here?” “no” then proceeds to make out with them??)

meanwhile at the villa…

• sincere saying he wasn’t looking THAT hard at kayda🙂‍↕️ my reaction:

then he said she looked like her…melanie if i were you i’d be a lil scared rn…

• sean mad asf that bea left and everyone keeps talking about it 😭 he said everybody go to bed 💀💀

• aniya’s eyes are so beautiful they sparkle like ayo edebiri’s. idk how to explain but they are kindred spirits to me. i have nothing nice to say abt her kissing 🫩

•kenzie enough with the crying PLEASE 😭 white woman from the sec discovers rejection. BIG WHOOP. it’s like day 1.5-2, you will be okay and more guys will come. atp just send her to love island uk

*also back to sean: no more parents on love island. as the child of a former single parent, WHY ARENT YOU SPENDING THE SUMMER WITH YOUR KID?? everyone on love island is young and turnt, this is not the place to find a step parent. plus it’s a bit unfair to other islanders to expect them to be okay with possibly being a instant parent outside the show.

paradise cove debrief

i appreciate zach (aka charlie 2.0) being the voice of reason. like yes we’re all here to have fun, it’s not the end of the world bc a crush falls through! it’s early days

•kayda and zach are cute together! i hate kayda’s hair, someone help her blend her extensions

•”do you think they’re available?” “do you think he’s/she’s still open to talking?” GUYS ITS DAY 1.5-2 ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD BE LOCKED IN. EVERYONE IS OPEN

*i genuinely feel like the lack of talking and communication is so much worse this season compared to last season. then it’s exacerbated by everyone not wanting to hurt each other’s feelings.

• plus the girls need to get real with sean. yes bea is attracted to him, but she also said SHES NOT READY TO BE A MOM. like?? that’s normal and he should expect that to hinder his experience as a LITERAL DAD

the recoupling

bryce and trinity sitting together looking DUMB ASH after not being picked. okay 😭

• OKAY GABRIELLL WE GET ITTT. you picked bea, and sean ain’t getting his bitch (respectfully) back. that kiss was entirely TOO LONG and i felt so uncomfortable/weird

why did they deyassify my arianna? ofc she’s gorgeous but i miss her blonde hair

i don’t find bryce on the show attractive but he looks good on ig. someone tell kenzie to grow out her bangs and get brown contacts NOW. her eyes are so big and bright im scared.

aniya thinking she’ll find her husband on love island is so cute and delusional. she just like me fr 🙂‍↕️

so far, i love all the girls friendship

trinity’s makeup is tea, and beatriz would make a stellar pageant contestant (a paralympian miss usa or miss mexico? mama a national title behind you)

sincere i will personally see you in hell. i absolutely abhor suits with no shirt or tank tops underneath. in my dictatorship this would be illegal and punishable by death.

my bf called me crazy. I KNEW ZACH WAS GREEK. that nose and hair don’t lie. but also get that nepo baby off my island.

why bryce panick about being called a simp?? 🤨 THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!! its part of why i love sean, its so cute. but sean is about to be in a rude awakening when that door opens and beatriz ain’t there 😭😭😭

i loved the door q&a thing! it was cute and fun challengers style when a million people would be at the same door. as a bisexual perv: good job computah

AND THAT SHOT THROUGH THE DOOR WAY OF KC SITTING ALONE AT THE FIREPIT?? ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. god i love this production team.

beatriz is absolutely hilarious saying she’d rather have another disability than listen to country music 😭😭 what is her problem. and kenzie being like “im his first blonde” as a fellow box blonde mama trust you have nothing to worry about. i see those roots.