#s3 e2

take the L, Burger

starting us off strong with GERASKIER BANTERRRRRRRR HOLY SHIT “NOT YOUR BEST” “CANT ALL BE GOLD” FUCK I LOVE THEM

“MY WIFE” im sorry im sorry they are putting openly queer people in this series??? holy shit they heard us.

okay so were getting actual honest-to-god affection between geralt and jaskier, like even if it’s meant to be platonic (it’s not, source: i’m gay) its still so much progress for two men to show care for each other on screen in a show like the witcher. kudos.

also theyre gonna fuck this season (apollo chuck it at me now.)

Ciri might as well be gers daughter, shes so impulsive strongwilled just stuck to her morals GOD i love her

aretuza is quite literally the worst place for them to go right now someone is going to betray them

I’m calling it now radovid and jaskier are going to roll into bed right before the big reveal abotu jask working with the redanians hits geralt, hes going to storm into jaskiers quarters and get flashed in style (apollo please)

jaskier doesnt want to sing???? whats wrong darling???? (literally about to cry hes so broken inside and still hiding it, omg has he lost his voice???) (even when he starts to play his eyes are dead in his face, there’s no life behind them. even when he was singing burn butcher burn, he always had life in hsi eyes. what happened to him)

cahir is undercover? to fins ciri? okay, weird but okay

someone needs to bundle jaskier up give him a hot mug of chocolate and let him cry for a day, what is making him so sad

ohhh that is a monster and a half, who came up with that idea ouchhhhh

okay radovid kinda hot tho, like hes so vulgar and intelligent in turns really keeping everyone on their toes thats very very attractive

is there some sort of conflict of interest when youre sleeping with your co-leader, or is the magical community that small that you cant find anyone else to fuck

yenns so brave and also currently being a good parent to ciri

when the continents only adoption service is the white wolf (how does he keep acquiring silver haired children)