endlessly

Let SQQ try desperately to keep his proprietary, while still making inappropriately timed dick jokes internally. He’s never really that formal in his own head.

Also Let everyone know Shang Qinghua created them all! Oh, you think he’s a weird little bastard man and the scum of the earth? Well, he’s practically a god! Most of you were created to kill off in the background of his stupid little cash-grab of an erotic novel. He knows every detail of your psyche because he designed it that way. That’s such an underrated concept to explore, the borderline invasion of privacy everyone would feel. (Also I personally would love to see Qi Qingqi finding out that he, who she already despises, created her to be one of Luo Binghe of all people’s many wives. I think she would try to kill him.)

I also think Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan’s personal internet beef should be publicly aired, because why not? Oh, you respect Shen Qingqiu immensely and don’t think he’d ever stoop to the level of local traitor SQH? Well, he used to send him the most chaotic hate mail you could imagine…about P0RN!

And yet, for all my fear, there is a kindness, of sorts, which blooms in the summer orchard