#rvb2

“Not even you, French speaking Lopez.”

Okay, but where's the AU where the BGC got the AI

Tex trying to kill O'Malley is so relatable

I love Donut so fucking much

Cyborg!Simmons I can't wait to see you

C o p p e r R e c t u m

Donut ain't having this shit

Where's the RvB Highschool AU where Church got pantsed in highschool seriously where is it

Tucker Hates Plans Therefore He Hates Foreplay

lEONARD NAME DROP

Tucker would be a great babysitter

O m g the Caboose!BGC I love them all so much

dONUT

Okay but Donut is so much like my brother

Caboose!Church is everything to me

dRAG HIM, TEX!!!

Tucker walking into the wall tho

HELL YEAH, TIME FOR DONUT AND GRIF BONDING

Grif is so patient with Donut Red Team is good and pure

"For a girl your size, you're kinda sensitive."

gRIF WENT BACK TO THE WARTHOG TO SAVE DONUT, HE HAD NO REASON TO RUN BACK, HE COULD'VE LEFT HIM FOR DEAD

I'm Lopez

dONUT ABANDONED HIS BOY

((Grif low-key earned it tho))

*very softly* "Curses!"

Rimjob

Blowjobbing cocksuckers

dONUT AND SARGE THO

((Your best friend will someday be Aiden Price AKA the Counselor))

"Do you have any tampons :)?"

"HURG... blow me." Mood

Tucker needs to be best friends with the Reds. People keep saying "Caboose is a Red", "Carolina is a Red"... Fools, they're all Reds. All of them

Lopez's love ballad to Sheila ❤️❤️❤️

I'm Donut

God I love Chex

cHURCH'S PUNS of course he's a dad

Sarge, let your son listen to his music

"Payback's a bitch, and so am I!"

Reasons why Netflix sucks part 2; can't listen to Girl Named Tex

vIC

"It's like a thing." "Use your words, dude!"

H E double hockey sticks

Tucker's Trying

Theory time: I honestly think the Director implanted Alpha with false memories of Tex being abusive/untrue in order to keep him from falling in love with/trusting Tex

How did Sarge not kill Grif and Simmons during the surgery tho

Spleen Ball

"It was as easy as Shake 'n Bake!"

Caboose unknowingly dragging Church is a fucking Mood

cHURCH

More Donut and Grif bonding is so important to me I need an episode that's just about the Reds hanging out and having fun

#GrifSmokes

"A baker's dozen at most." "Do you even KNOW how much is in a baker's dozen?" "By my count? 48."

"Simmons! I need your ovaries!"

Spanish Land

More Latino!Simmons fuck yes

sARGE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN

Caboose, you're the young and niave one according to the fandom

Tucker doesn't need these straight love triangles either

"Do I look like I'm kidding?" The Mom Voice

"I could be Double O Donut!" "You mean Doonut?"

This season is so full of Grif and Donut being pals and I'm All About It

((Grif low-key enjoying the spy game is adorable))

Grif is such an older brother (From years of raising/growing up with Kai)

O'MALLEY MY SECRET FAV

#VegetarianDoc

"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!"

Man, fuck Red Bull

You may have been mean to Grif, Doc, but you didn't deserve to deal with O'Malley

Tucknut

tIME FOR THAT PASTRY TRAIN CONTENT THAT I'M STARVING FOR

#TransDonut... Actually #TransRedTeam

140 jars of mayonnaise

Pasty Train playing Truth or Dare ❤️💙❤️

"... Wanna braid each other's hair :)?"

"I smell a rat! Or a trap! ... Or a rat in a trap!"

Church, you fucking dumbass

"Fuck that, I'm pissed, let's fight!"

Chex feels

"Oh, and no Spanish! ... And a bigger switch!" #SmallDickSyndrome

pASTRY TRAIN

Sarge you dickhead, stop bullying Tucker

L u b e J o b

#ChurchKnowsBinary ((Those Alpha hints tho))

tHE ROBOTS

"Stick it, you're not my real dad."

Boop boop EEP

Sarge could've so easily become a super villain in another universe

I need someone to draw Caboose and Donut napping together pLEASE

"... Private Donut? That sounds like Private Biscuit :)!"

#TuckerShipsGrimmons

Operation Pirable of Mystery

The fax machine ass joke that referenced in almost every fic ((Except the NSFW ones you cowards))

Sarge's willingness to die is relatable

The biggest fight between the BGC involved no bullets being fired

"I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder!"

Dad!Sarge!!!

"Track sucks!" "You suck!"

"In which case, if I see you before you see me... Look out >:3!"

The Ironic Argument