#rumandtoast

My youth was/is the subject of the most humiliating criticism. #TBT #1995 #me #ChildhoodPhoto #RumAndToast https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjx66wJm8r/?igshid=2b79hy0qopy4

Food-ordering app: “Please comment on your dining experience.” Me: “It was life-affirming.” #TBT #babyphoto of #me #RumAndToast #FishTacos for #breakfast #comfortfood #cheatmeal https://www.instagram.com/p/CCbCiXxprQL/?igshid=1bntq5hyc3t8f

Those ridiculous colors on my jacket served only to remind everyone, really, of my relatively low station in life. #TBT #1993 #TetFestival #familyphoto #RumAndToast https://www.instagram.com/p/B9W1or8JcZl/?igshid=17hokwk7fb3bi

That's #NotMe. That's my #littlebrother Toast (circa 1986). Here are a few fun facts: He's got a birthday in June. He got married in June 2016. (Hi, Kathy!!!) And, he graduated with a Masters degree in June 2018. I sense a recurring theme here... #TBT #childhoodphoto #RumAndToast https://www.instagram.com/p/ByXBdyBp59U/?igshid=b8clu3em450b

I should have appreciated more often the privilege that I was known to her, that I had a place in her thoughts. #TBT #1970s #sepia #vintage #mum #FancyHat #RumAndToast

Despite decades of being subject to my father’s atrocious driving habits, I’m still alive...unfortunately. #TBT #1984 #FamilyPhoto #FamilyCar #dad #mum #littlebrother #me #dapper #ShirtAndTie #SuitAndTie #RumAndToast

The right brain is the first to develop in the womb, and it carries the nonverbal communication between #mother and #infant. (-#TheBodyKeepsTheScore) #TBT #1982 #me and #mum #babyphoto #familyphoto #RumAndToast

And, now, the news...and, I'm afraid, it's very bad: I'm hungry...and I can't stop shouting...and #Toast is amused by the camera. #TBT #1991 #littlebrother and #me #RumAndToast #twinning #dapper #pastel #threepiece #buttondown