#royalstatic

Part 1 ish here

tbh the shipping is more tangential, since I mainly wanna focus on the dynamic with Vox & Charlie in this au, but it is there in the periphery

at first it starts as harmless flirting on Lucifer & Lilith's part. Vox is objectively attractive and taking very good care of their child, it makes sense that they'd both have some interest.

it isn't until Lilith puts together that 'oh wait, this might be bordering on unethical' that anything actually happens. she sits the boys down one night to hash out an addendum to Vox's contract, ensuring that he'll never be compelled to follow any orders of a sexual nature from either of them.

Vox (the clueless fucking workaholic) is immediately like "wait, that's an option?!" and things progress from there.

it's purely a friends-with-benefits arrangement between the married couple and their nanny for years, until one hilarious moment when they all separately but simultaneously realize that feelings have entered the mix.

it's all very domestic from there up until the canon timeline.

I might sketch out some moments with the throuple in the future if the mood strikes, but for now, have this peace offering.

hell's royal family has interesting news to share! their daughter is......surprised.

~ Royal Nanny AU ~

Like personally my favorite is Alastor because #hellradio4life but the people putting Vox in the middle of that Morningstar sandwich are also just objectively correct

Adam and Eve are also good choices and Eden poly happened canonically as far as I'm concerned

After his fight with alastor vox strikes a deal with the royal family

But it seems they want him to be more than just an assistant

Part 2 ish here

More royal assistant au shenanigans

Part one