critics call it a "masterpiece"

I dont wanna give violent whtie boy stans more..credance than they deserve but we do Nothing about phasma and we do know tht ..... what happened darth kyle probably happened due to child grooming? like he left to go to the first order in his mid teens like...... idk he couldve left on his own and found snoke (thts his name right idk hte giant hologram) on his own but also a possible tht snoke got to him and planted the idea for him? He’s still a gross villian but yeeeeah idk 

My last fill for Ladystuck! Rose/Vriska sea-witch/pirate AU.

AUTHOR: ThinkingCAPSLOCK CAST: Rose♠Vriska, Terezi/Vriska RATING: T WORD COUNT: 5271 ADDITIONAL TAGS: no SBURB AU, death, gore, created for ladystuck 2012 SUMMARY: Sometimes they could work together towards a common goal. The rest of the time Rose Lalonde went out for tea. EXCERPT: Your name is Vriska Serket, and you are going to rip so much hair off Rose Lalonde’s head that she is going to be bald for the rest of her miserable life. It’s not the worst thought you’ve had these past few days. Days? Fuck, she’s got you thinking in her dumb alien terms. You didn’t even notice. It doesn’t exactly convert well and you think the word itself is really ugly. But you’re stuck using it because of her. You’re extra pissed off. You look around. The alley is dark, but the air is loud with running, footsteps, shouts, and the presence of every form of law enforcement and military officer within the immediate area looking for you. Your good arm’s bleeding and your metal arm is falling apart, but otherwise everything’s good. Not bad for your second prison break. But you don’t exactly care about the prison break. Bashing heads is easy. Boring! You yawned a few times busting out, you admit. In fact you would have gotten out without a hitch if soooooooomeone hadn’t fallen down into the pit and let the staff know. Dead bodies were just so annoying like that. But none of it would have been a damn problem if that no good, scrawny, child sized shit that was Rose Lalonde. rec'd by sermna

AUTHOR: Phrenotobe, strideer CAST: Rose/Vriska; Kanaya, Karkat, Dave RATING: T WORD COUNT: 3427 ADDITIONAL TAGS: illustrated, noncon kissing, blood, created for rarepair swap SUMMARY: It’s the sour don’t-care-about-taste dregs of moonshine in a trollware mug, and Rose’s mouth feels old, the rest of her far-off and slightly furred. She puts her fingertips on the table, feeling the grain through numb fingertips that she places down with concentrated care. Her head goes forward, though she didn’t really intend to, to get a better look. She wakes up on packed mulch dirt and a sunset sky. EXCERPT: They fit together a plate, filled with runes in a language Rose has only started knowing - if there’s a logic to the pattern, she doesn’t know it yet. With two luck players, the shards show up almost as if they want to be found, under rocks and scrubby light-starved bushes. The artificiality of the land shows itself in odd moments, fully-formed stalagmites rising through the floors that overturn on an organic hinge to reveal a chunk of stone beneath. “Nice work,” Vriska says. It’s patronizing, but with the warmth that should be going to a completely different person. This entire world is a substitution, but it’s nicer than the grey monochrome reality waiting behind them both. rec'd by diatorre, lantadyme

AUTHOR: Phrenotobe CAST: Rose/Vriska RATING: T WORD COUNT: 2168 ADDITIONAL TAGS: mind control, urban decay, Alternian carols, created for ladystuck 2013 EXCERPT: She catches Rose’s eye and gives her a myopic wink through busted-up milk-bottle lenses, cracked on one side but still mostly in the frame, her fangs sticking out and smudged with blue lip gloss. Rose gives her a thoughtful tilt of the head, reaches across to nip it out of her fingers, and slips a 50% off sticker from one of the Duran Duran christmas singles onto the dust jacket, slipping it back into place. “Nice, Lalonde,” she says. “Thanks,” she replies, with a thin little smile. rec'd by diatorre

wow thank you so much!!!! i really love this your art is great

AUTHOR: Phrenotobe CAST: Rose/Vriska RATING: T WORD COUNT: 2688 ADDITIONAL TAGS: zombie apocalypse AU, created for ladystuck 2013 EXCERPT: It’s midday in Houston, a sweltering heat and the stink of the roaming undead a constant assault on the nose. Vriska’s metal baseball bat lays half-over Rose’s piece of pipe, tucked together in the corner, just in reach of the futon. “So I was in a crowd, pretending to go along with it, you know? Next thing I know, WHAM, and then some fucker’s shoved me over to get away ‘cause somebody started freaking out and drooling, grabbing people and gumming them all over with his dumb human teeth.” She makes a bat swing motion, and points to a half-healed scrape under her forearm. “Weird, right?” she says, “I mean I was level-headed about it. Zombies just happen, what do I care.” “I suppose so, if your species finds eerie reanimation a normalized process.” rec'd by diatorre