Sometimes family is you, your sister, your nephew, your sister’s asshole ex-husband, your sister’s asshole ex-husband’s fiancee, your sister’s fiance, your sister’s fiance’s ex-stepdaughter, your ex-girlfriend, your ex-girlfriend’s crossdressing dad, your ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend who is also your bandmate, your nephew’s teacher and maybe love of your life, your ex-employer, your current employer-








