#roommateconversations

Me: Did you know there were llamas on campus today?

Rebeca: Really?! Where?! Ugh why am I the only one missing this stuff?! 

Me: No but like I only saw them from far away when I was walking to class and stuff...

Rebeca: Imagine if you had actually went up to them and you were the only one they spit on.

Me: OMG knowing my misfortune, bad luck, and Hufflepuff self, I could honestly see that happen!!! 

Laughing,

Me: Rebeca help I broke my PDF, this magnifying glass randomly appeared uninvited and it’s making it hard to read the document. It’s making everything super zoomed in.

-Rebeca walks over-

Rebeca: Can’t you just hit the escape key? -Rebeca presses the key and it works-

Me: Thanks friend, this is why I’m the English major not the CS major.

Rebeca: I’m not a CS major either.

-I get out of my bunk bed to use the restroom-

-I come back-

Rebeca: Now I have to pee

Me: Yas using the restroom as a form of procrastination is spreading to you, I’ve converted you.

Rebeca: Yes, the church needs to take notes from Eileen.

Cracking up,

Rebeca: What’s the word again?

Me, intending to say fight or flight,: Hit and run?

-awkward silence-

Me: Wait I meant to say fight or flight

You know you’ve been watching too many K-dramas when the first thing that comes to mind is a hit and run... 

Cringing,

Me: Someday I’m going to get a car and we are going to drive straight ahead to Santa Barbara at 100 mph. 

Rebeca: I’m not getting in a car with you, I’ve seen how you walk.

Me: OMG DANG. I’M POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR.

Rebeca: Adie have you seen Eileen walk? She’s like one of the old people that thinks the whole road is hers and walks across the street without looking both ways.

Laughing,

-second round of Midterms approach-

Me: Rebeca. I can’t cram any more information in my head anymore. Let’s make another suicide pact.

Rebeca: We can only die so many times Eileen. 

Laughing while studying,

-girls scream in the hallway really loudly at 12 am- Me: pls. I have to wake up at 7:30 tomorrow. Rebeca: I have to wake up at 6:30. Me: Can we massacre them? Adie: Can we persuade them to jump out the window?