Brb I need to search for enemies to lovers with soulmates on AO3 now 😄
That’s just an excellent combination of tropes.
“Soulmates??” *brandishes weapon* “No! Swordmates!”
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Brb I need to search for enemies to lovers with soulmates on AO3 now 😄
That’s just an excellent combination of tropes.
“Soulmates??” *brandishes weapon* “No! Swordmates!”

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4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? 21. obsession from childhood? 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
4: A pleasure to have in class, because I was quiet and terrified of conflict. “A pleasure to have in class,” almost universally. The exception was my second-grade teacher, who was convinced I was cheating at math because I couldn’t show my work. Look, Mrs. Kambic, I do not know how to explain to you why 9 x 3 is 27. It. just. is. That is just what the answer is.
(NOW, of course, I would say two nines is 18, and then you pull 2 off the third 9 and add that to the 18 and you’re left with 20 and 7 and that’s 27 and I don’t know how else to explain this to you, you asshole.)
21: The Lord of the Rings. Holy shit. You would not believe.
31: Ooooo, I will edit this post to add a picture!
Rooks and Old Crow?
rooksandravens replied to your post “*google search* How to get your cousin to stop talking about her...”
????????????????? Wow. I'm sorry. That sounds awkward as hell. Whyyyyy????
My cousin is a new mom so her entire fb story is nothing but posts about her breasts and breastfeeding and feeding her child and I mean thats whatever its your fb right but then she came onto MY status about apartment living and never knowing if the milk is sour to tell me that she tests her own breastmilk to make sure it isn’t sour and im like CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR TITS FOR 5 MINUTES, RHONDA
You're a monster. I'm so happy to be following you. :D
Does that mean you’re never going to give me up? :)

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They keep playing Karma Chameleon at work and I always think of you when it comes on. 😄😄😄
GOOD. it’s a good song
Momo vibes! This was going to be a joke, but then I was like.. 1. Soft fuzzy friends are good, actually 2. Chaotic creative energies 3. Saves his friends using the powers of compassion and comedy
I did not expect that to go there, but it’s actually really sweet. XD Thanks! I am content to be the weird but empathetic friend that occasionally steals one of your cookies.
The Fool, The Hierophant, and Death
the fool: do you have any nicknames?
i’ve been called: ango, mango, django, gus, gus gus, gussy, gussy britches
the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts?
the world gets a lot more interesting if you tacitly accept the existence of ghosts
death: what are three things you want to do before you die?
i want to write a book, i want to feel whole, i want to feel free