A list of childhood crushes that I should probably show to my therapist
(In order of weirdness)
Peter Pan
My fist crush. He’ll forever stay in my heart as the cutest most daring lost boy.
Robin Hood
(yes this one, with the British accent)
Combining Peter Pans pride and adventure spirit with comedy is basically everything I love in a man. (Did’t know at the time that princess bride existed or I would’ve died of excitement)
Tintin
He came fairly late in my childhood, more so teenage years but I can’t ignore this perfect daring adventurer
Haku
He is a dragon. A dragon! Come on!
Angel
Well who wasn’t in love with those puppy eyes? (and even more in love when he turned evil)
Roofio
Slowly sliding into my bad boy phase with this daredevil (it also helps that he is the voice of Zuko)
Captain Jack Sparrow
This movie basically changed my understanding of ‘hot’ and oh my God was I IN LOVE this was my biggest crush ever and to this day Johnny Depp is my favorite actor
The Goblin King
After watching this movie I think I found out the true meaning of womanhood. They knew what they were doing, I tell you, THEY KNEW
Tarabas
So basically there was a series of movies about this badass princess named Fantaghiro. And in one of those movies she has to defeat the most powerful dark magician (Tarabas) but he falls in love with her (and I fall in love with him) This is where my emo phase truly started. (also she is like “lol, no dude, I rescued my prince two movies ago and he’s waiting in the castle to be saved” probably the most female empowering movie I have ever seen, beating every disney princess by a mile)
Bugs Bunny
Don’t make me explain it, I can’t. He’s just cool...
(there are maybe more that I have suppressed)
