Ron, notices Draco napping on Harry’s lap in the 8th year common room: Pssst, Harry
Harry, trying to be quiet: What?
Ron: Did you ever want to test out the Hogwarts motto?
Harry: The what?
Ron: You know, never tickle a sleeping dragon *indicates to Draco*
Harry, realizing Ron’s point: Why the fuck would I do that!?! If you haven’t noticed I enjoy having all my fingers.
Ron: Come on, it’ll be fun.
Harry, thinking: Fine since you want to die so much, but Neville better not ask me anything when he finds you missing a few “important” appendages.
Ron, rolls eyes and approaches Draco: Alright, alright.
*Later in Hogwarts medical area*
Neville: Tell me again why you thought this was a good idea.
Ron, covered in bandages and bruises marinating his face: NEVER *coughs blood* tickle a sleeping Dragon, Nev. just don’t.
