Petrel, disguised as Giovanni, checking himself in the bathroom mirror: Mm-hmm.

Giovanni, walking in: Can I get in here, I need to — ARCEUS —

Petrel, in a Giovanni imitation: “It’s like looking in a mirror!”

Giovanni: No, it isn’t, Petrel.

Petrel: “Who’s Petrel?”

Proton: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Giovanni: Take that stuff off already.

Petrel: “Ari! Get in here and settle this!”

Giovanni: Do not call Ariana ‘Ari’!

Ariana, walking in: What’s going on in here — Oh! [laughing, pinching Petrel’s cheek] Wow, a smiling Giovanni, aww.

Giovanni: Ariana, you’re encouraging him.

Archer, walking in: I need the bathr — oh. Wow. This is confusing.

Giovanni: No, it’s not!

Petrel: “You’re my admins and I love you, but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible!”

Giovanni: I don’t say that!

Proton, Archer, and Ariana: [All mumbling in disagreement with Gio]

Tell me!! How many plates are there!?

Petrel: I’m a master of impersonating voices and disguises.

Proton: I’m a ruthless battler and strategist.

Archer: I help in structuring a nation-wide organization.

Ariana: I make good life decisions.

Archer: ... Ariana, that’s... not really a –

Petrel: What for?

Ariana: No one knows for sure; he changes the story every time you ask him.

Giovanni: I defrauded a major corporation.

Giovanni: I robbed the second largest bank in Kalos using only a ballpoint pen.

Giovanni: I created a hole in the ozone over Alola.