5/10, 0/10, 10/10. Curie never really clicked for me, tbh. She’s not bad, and she’s real nice, but visually speaking she does little for me. Bender is a jerk and crude, so nah. But Grid? Oh boy. Oh fuck, man. I don’t care that he hates humanity or works for Brianiac. He’s hot as shit. Those green lights? The arm cannon? The skeletal face? That VOICE OH MY GOD. I’d let him murder me so long as he fucks me first.

9/10. Very angular face, nice paint job, really pretty eyes, a bitchin’ cloak, AND he’s Nathan Fillion. And the sad backstory? Oof. Love that bot.

9/10, it would be my younger self’s dream come true. I can still distinctly remember the episode where she got a hot rod paint job and like. Fuck yes. 50s sci fi robot of my dreams (aside from Fisto of course).

I googled Buff Robot Lady and I have some regrets

7/10. She’s bi, she has cool hair, and she’s almost certainly into some kinky stuff. But she mostly looks human, which is a bit of a bummer. If she had like. A gunmetal casing and glowing eyes I might be more into it.

I can’t cuck Wall-E

Vision counts, but he gets a 4/10 for being an Avenger and having a brain based on Wonder Man’s. I like his design though, which is the only reason he’s not a 1/10.