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Raise the Shire! Now! Wake all our people!

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Robin Smallburrow helps to tear down the New Mill.
A ficlet about the Scouring of the Shire for B2MeM! @spring-into-ardaâ
A parade!
More Reading Thoughts: The Scouring of the Shire
YOOOOOO HECK YEAH LETâS GOOOOOOOOO
(Okay so I downloaded Phil Dragashâs reading of this and listened to it on the longest plane flight of my trip and may or may not have made a total fool of myself grinning at it throughout LOLOL)
(But I didnât have time to write my reactions to it until now so here we go)
âOn the further side of the river they could see that some new houses had been builtâŚall very gloomy and un-Shirelikeâ Uh-oh.
BAHAHAHA the way Sam immediately goes OFF
âSCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID SIGN TOOâ
I love Merry trying to be a diplomat
Frodo like âoh goodness gracious, now what trouble has that Lotho gotten up to with MY houseâ
(Also that little bit of stealth sass like âwell Iâm GLAD heâs not calling himself a Baggins anymore, I can pretend Iâm not associated with himâ)
Merry be like âFine, if you wonât open this gate, IâLL OPEN IT FOR MYSELFâ
YO WHAAAAAT?? BILL FERNY?????
I mean I canât say that Iâm happy to see him but also itâs kinda fun to be this surprised. Iâd forgotten all about him being here!
Haha the way he immediately runs away from Merry once heâs challenged tho
âNeat work, Bill!â HAHAHAHA
EAT PONY HOOF, LOSER
GOOD JOB BILL (the pony)
I love the fact that 50% of the hobbitsâ intimidation factor comes from the fact that Merry and Pippin are so BigTM (and the other 50% is Swords)
Pippin listening to all this talking like âheck, Iâm tired and wet and I donât have time for this, just let me sleep in a shack if you wantâ is such a mood
Also Pippin tearing down the rule lists LOL
Sam has had it up to HERE with this nonsense
Me, at all the burning going on: âUh-oh.â
âLooking both important and rather scaredâ Heehee X-D
ââWhatâs all this?â said Frodo, feeling inclined to laugh.â Me too, Frodo!
âCalling your Chief Names, Wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools.â OKAY SAM GO OFF LOLOL
OKAY SO at this point in the audiobook Mr. Dragash had the most BRILLIANT reading for this line:
âTo the discomfiture of the Shirriffs Frodo and his companions all⌠[dramatic pause, then raucous laughter erupts in the background] âŚroared with laughter.â
I LOVE IT SO MUCH ITâS SO PERFECT AHAHAHA
He also had a great reading for this part:
The sheriff, shouting after them, insistent but nervous: âBut donât forget! Iâve arrested you!â Frodo, with the softest voice ever: âI wonât. Never. But I may forgive you.â
Sam has a friend! :-D
I mean Iâm sorry that this is the way we find it out but he has!! A buddy!!
Now Iâm sure âcock-robinâ must have had a different meaning in Tolkienâs timeâŚ
âIf I hear not allowed much oftener, Iâm going to get angry.â Same, Sam.
Eeeew the table hasnât been scrubbed for WEEKS?? I can only imagine it looking like the underside of a restaurant table, months-old crusty chewing gum stuck on it and all. Blergh đ¤Ž
LOLOL âThey would have started earlier, only the delay so plainly annoyed the sheriff-leaderâ
Our four hobbits have come back from their adventure so delightfully full of SassTM
My word, if I keep pointing out every funny thing that happens here Iâll be writing down the whole chapter. Look at the hobbits hustling the sheriffs who were supposed to be âarrestingâ them!
NOW WHOâS ARRESTED WHO INDEED đ¤Łđ¤Ł
For someone whoâs supposed to be arrested, it sure looks like Merry is the one whoâs in charge :-3
And all the sheriffs like âWE GIVE UPâ and the hobbits like âokay :-Dâ
ROBIN WAS ONE OF THE SHERIFFS THAT THEY WERE MESSING WITH OH NO đ¤Łđ¤Ł
âWe shall break a good many things yet, and not ask you to answer. Good luck to you!â OKAY PIPPIN GO OFF
(......This is getting very long so Iâm gonna put the rest under a read-more)
Was up late last night drawing the comic for today, and kinda had a brainwaveâŚin a way, Robin Smallburrow and Beregond of the Guard are foils to each other.
(âOh no, sheâs talking about Beregond again,â you might be thinking, and to that I say âyes I love him shut upâ)
Both Robin and Beregond are civil servants in their own countries. Robin is a Sheriff in the Shire, and Beregond is a Guard of the Citadel, which is the seat of government for all of Gondor. Both of them are minor characters, just normal dudes trying to do their jobs in the middle of a war. And both of them run up against a pickle where theyâre forced to choose between what theyâve been ordered to do and what they believe is right.
Now, of course, their circumstances arenât exactly the same. Beregondâs crisis has a very narrow time limit; Robinâs crisis is extended over several months. Beregond has to make one huge choice; Robin has to make dozens of little ones. Robin wasnât handed a time bomb that says âcommit treason now or someone you care about will be heckinâ barbecued aliveâ, and Beregond didnât have to watch the job that he loved slowly degrade into stifling, nonsensical rules.
But if they didâif their situations had been reversedâhow would they have reacted?
Itâs not an easy thing to break the rules, even for a good reason, when your job is centered entirely around following them. Itâs not an easy thing to risk your reputation, your livelihood, your life, even if itâs a matter of conscience.
Iâm sure most of usâthose of us who dream of theatrics and heroics, anywayâwould want to be Beregond, breaking the rules in one brilliant display of righteous rebellion and saving the day. Maybe some of us will have that chance.
(When the time comes, I hope we choose well.)
But in reality, most of us are Robin. Maybe we do have a choice to make between whatâs safe and whatâs right, but it doesnât happen all at once. It happens slowly, in little decisions scattered over the course of our lives. Maybe we know weâre on a bad road, but we think weâre too small, too weak, too far gone to do anything about it. Maybe weâre letting it happen, grumbling about the state of the world but too scared to take action; passively accepting one little infraction of conscience after another, sitting like a frog in a slowly heating pot that doesnât realize itâs been boiled until itâs too late.
I have a lot of sympathy for Robin, because he is all of us. He loves his home. He has friends and family and hobbies. He wants to do whatâs right, but heâs weak and scared, and he deducesârightlyâthat heâs too small to change the tide on his own.
(What he fails to consider is that heâs not alone.
âIf we all get angry together, something might be done.â)
What would Robin have done, if he were in Beregondâs position? What if he had to make one huge choice to save the life of another; even if he had to break the rules; even if he had to kill coworkers and friends over it; even if it cost him his own life? Would he have had the courage to make the right choice?
(Would we?)
Honestly, we should probably be grateful that Robinâs crisis wasnât just like Beregondâs. It would be absolutely tragic if a hobbit had to kill other hobbits. But it does make me wonderâat what point does it become too much? At what point do the tiny decisions stack up enough to equal one Big Decision? When youâve gotten so used to making compromises on your conscience, where are you supposed to stop? When youâve played along, toed the line, and kept your mouth shut; is there a point at which you reach a line you refuse to cross, or will that line always be pushed back, and back, and further back, until you one day look up and realize youâve abandoned everything you used to stand for?
Is it better to do whatâs right at the very beginningâto stand your ground, surrendering nothingâand just endure whatever punishment comes out of that?
If you didnât have the courage to do it the first timeâŚis it too late?
Beregondâs choice was clear. âDo whatâs right, or someone dies.â Robinâs choices were less clear, probably muddled by time and social pressure and the inertia of an otherwise cozy, sedentary life. But maybe the hope of this story is that even though Robin didnât have courage like Beregondâeven though he didnât dig in his furry little heels and do whatâs right the first timeâhe still gets a second chance.
âSome of the village-folk had lit a large fire, just to enliven things, and also because it was one of the things forbidden by the Chief. It burned bright as night came on. Others at Merryâs orders were setting up barriers across the road at each end of the village. When the Sherriffs came up to the lower one they were dumbfounded; but as soon as they saw how things were, most of them took off their feathers and joined in the revolt.â
I like to imagine that Robin was at the front of the line.

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Goshdarnit Robin.
Scouring of the Shire/Right-Hand Man Part Four
Robin joins the party!
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