Thinking about Robin!Kon’s secret identity. Because he can’t just go around being Robin half the time and Superboy the other half, right? Flying back and forth between Hawaii and Gotham is just begging to expose Bruce’s identity, even if Kon hasn’t had one up to this point. So they’ve got to fake either a retirement or a death for Superboy, and create a civilian identity for Conner Wayne(?).
(Obviously the easier option is a fake retirement, especially after the traumatic event of having Robin die in front of him, but I do love the messy drama of faking the event so that it looks like Superboy died instead of Robin.)
Please imagine Bruce Wayne, world-famous poster child for terrible work-life balance, having to teach the one hero in the world who has less interest in a civilian life than he does how to be a Real Boy. Tutoring him until he has the skills and knowledge to go to school. Helping him find and develop hobbies (given the excuse that it will help protect his identity, Kon gets really into art and sculpture). And of course— irony of ironies— teaching him how to socialize like a normal person.
I just… I like thinking about Conner Wayne.