#roast session

Callout post to no. 96 for whatever the FUCK this thing was

oh my god

OH MY GOD

how did he become the fourth hottest thing in the show to like,,,, 

“hey… at least its better than his very first appearance amirite”

Like high-key he looks like the tabula rasa of that uggo zarc thing that yuya turned into and its horrific, both of them, which if thats exactly what the designers were going for, then simply majestic, magnificent, wow truly a marvelous masterpiece

thank you so much for the additional nightmares 

and dont get me going during the entire twink-to-turd transformation scene, i mean zexal does a lot of weird shit during its runtime *cough* *cough*ponta*cough* but this?

this takes the cake, but hes no beefcake, just a bland sad-lookin chocolate brownie infused with activated charcoal and the falsehood of being a peanut butter cake in disguise

its exactly just muscle inflation except we dont even get an amusing product like a godwin behemoth or the glorious brawl between amon and viper. Hes not even HOT, which is the worse crime of all

I HAD HOPE bc they were going somewhere for a good 2 seconds but now im scared

6th house aquarius sun, 10th house taurus moon, 6th house aquarius mercury, 6th house capricorn venus, 8th house pisces mars

• will develop emotional connections w/ ppl for social gain

• feels like a virgo 80% of the time but is actually an aquarius

• understands the meaning of the word responsibility and actively ignores it

• procrastinator™

• “i know i have issues but i don’t rlly have the energy to do anything about them.”

• internally low self esteem but ur ego swears by a god complex

• “i don’t really care” 

• but u do care a little bit. u care like 5%.

• says “idc” about everything that matters to u to avoid emotional confrontation

• hates feelings so u subconsciously bathe in them

• ^^ u bathe in ur hatred of many things

Got7 reaction to getting roasted/roasting someone else

Jaebum: “Okkkayyyy and what?!”

Jackson: “Ohhhh damnnnnn.. that’s how we do??”, “Bisshhh who?? not me!”

Bambam: *Just grin and wait for them to finish cause you know you got some fire for that ass*

Jinyoung: “Bitch.. what!?”

Youngjae: (when somebody else gets roasted) LOL JAJAJA

Mark: “oh bet? come say it to my face”, “Word? step up”

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