A nice Bug and Boo one that isn't at the expense of Soap. (Sorta NSFW?)
Simon noticed Roach when everyone else did. The man had practically jumped back into a burning building to save some important files. Price practically ripped a vocal cord in half when he was scolding him.
He noticed him more and more, Gary, his real name he later learned, had a cute head on his shoulders as Simon noticed in the showers. As well as other assets that led Simon to death glare at Johnny so he wouldn't laugh.
Fast forward a bit, and Simon and Gary get assigned a transport mission (I know nothing of the military, so have no clue if this is a real thing but just pretend!) It was supposed to be quick but the trucks engine broke down leaving them stranded for...how long did Price say? Oh yeah, like twelve hours...
Simon was decent at making bets, sometimes he lost, other times he won. And then he made the riskiest bet every on whim.
"Wish I brought something to pass the time..." Gary had mumbled, with his mask and helmet off. "We could make out." Ghost had responded, barely missing a beat.
Course he felt like the biggest idiot, they'd barely had five conversations, why in the hell would he say that!? He tongue fumbled, attempting to back track before Roach responded with a simple "Sure."
Turns out Simon wasn't the only one peeping in the showers. Safe to say they entertained themselves, content with the sore rears on both ends.
Side note: Price was unwillingly listening to them. He would rather shut it off, but it's gonna be on him if something happens to them and he wasn't able to warn the help arriving. On top of this Laswell walked in, leading to this convo:
Laswell: Hey, John I—*cut off by very obvious sex noises*
Laswell: Price, are you listening to porn???
Price: Hoh, I wish I was listening to porn instead of these two horny fucks who are CLEARLY having a better time than I am!
As I'm still recovering from that one ask you gave me, I'm making this a poly thing and making sure Soap gets love.
Poor Price though. He's just trying to do his job, now his boys are fucking in the back of a transport. He doesn't even bother to get embarrassed when Laswell comes in, he's literally like 'LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT!' meanwhile poor Laswell is a happily married lesbian who doesn't really wanna listen to two men have sex while technically on duty.
If only Price had a hot Russian pilot under his desk, am I right? >:3
Also yes, while it might seem like Ghost tops, they are literally switches and switch like the fucking switches they are.
I think one of the reasons he could barely hold back laughing in the showers is because while both these oblivious men are checking each other out and not realizing the feeling is mutual, Soap is literally in bed with both of them. He once had Simon moan out Roach's name (poor guy almost cried from guilt, Soap was just cackling his ass off). Also- after Cockroach and Spooky fuck a few times and make it official, Soap learns Ghost once moaned *Johnny's* name for Roach and had the same reaction. They both laughed over their poor pathetic boyfriend who is obviously whipped and cannot function. (And gave him lots of cuddles and reassurance)
Long story short, I giggled about how instead of a nice romantic first time or even a drunken night at the bar, it's just two idiots who are stranded and have been horny for each other for months.
